Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML
Today, I had a “Fuck you” shouting match with a guy who'd tailgated me in the slow lane through an active school zone. I flipped him off when he finally passed, which admittedly wasn’t my best move. He ended up beside me, windows down, where we verbally sparred like teenagers in a dick swinging contest. Regrettably. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a car started cruising alongside me. I looked over, annoyed, at which point the driver started screaming obscenities and telling me that I'm "gonna get it" for "betraying" him, before angrily speeding off. I'm too scared to even sleep now. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I witnessed a kid apparently getting jumped. Being a good citizen, I got out and started yelling at them. I ended up alongside the kid in the hospital. FML
Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML
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wooley29 8
I hope the child is okay.
RainbowHeadache 2
& this is why I think the elderly should have to retake drivers Ed.
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Comments (344)
I_See_Purple_Ppl 0
Wow... I would have gotten on the radio and called the cops. For people asking how did the old couple manage to do that... They did have to stop at the ER..
Nickel05 15
OP, please tell me you called the cops and had them give them a ticket/take away their license for not yielding to an emergency vehicle.
riptor911 10
whoever voted fr "you deserved it" is really retarded.
I_See_Purple_Ppl 0
Some people on here vote for that no matter what the post is. Some people really don't give a flying rats ass
I_See_Purple_Ppl 0
I would have also told then you had a child in the back of the bus who couldn't breathe. Also I would have asked them how they would have felt if it had been someone they cared about back there, and that their illegal driving prevented that person from getting the medical care they needed sooner.
rulezdunmatter 12
I guess OP might have been trying to relate that piece of information to them before he was rudely attacked by the elder couple.
bshawndes1 0
Inconsiderate old people....
Regmeister 10
And that's why old people shouldn't drive...
nsnforever 2
That's awful! ): I hope the child is okay! As for the elderly couple, they shouldn't be allowed to drive. Going too slow, just like going too fast, is a hazard as well. Sorry about your luck, OP.
mham1732 3
You should have told them to learn to drive
FaraPjJammaz 13
Wait til they're the ones in that ambulance :P
shadowPlayer 6
Should have called the cops for them not giving you the right of way.
shots1996 8
Had the right of wieght too