Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML
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Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML
Today, I had a “Fuck you” shouting match with a guy who'd tailgated me in the slow lane through an active school zone. I flipped him off when he finally passed, which admittedly wasn’t my best move. He ended up beside me, windows down, where we verbally sparred like teenagers in a dick swinging contest. Regrettably. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a car started cruising alongside me. I looked over, annoyed, at which point the driver started screaming obscenities and telling me that I'm "gonna get it" for "betraying" him, before angrily speeding off. I'm too scared to even sleep now. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I witnessed a kid apparently getting jumped. Being a good citizen, I got out and started yelling at them. I ended up alongside the kid in the hospital. FML
Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML
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wooley29 8
I hope the child is okay.
RainbowHeadache 2
& this is why I think the elderly should have to retake drivers Ed.
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finalone34 3
This is why you get tickets for driving too slow in Texas!!
crablegs 2
thank you for what you do. I guarantee you aren't paid enough
roydawgg 3
It is because old folks get too deaf or blind to drive but are too stubborn to just quit driving. I swear my dad had to pry my grandmother's keys away while telling her that her parkinsons was too bad for her to drive anymore, sad, but neccessary.
OfficeNinja 5
I would have said "tell you what - when you are in the back of my ambulance, I'll make sure to go at a safe 15 mph all the way to the hospital. Or morgue. Whichever is closer".
smoke_eater05 0
Fortunately, we don't do morgue transports. That's what cops and county coroners office is for...
LiftedxChevy 0
Really? U went 20 over 2 miles? With lights and sirens on? Gotta be kidding me, I woulda ran them the fu** off the road, dropped the kid off at the er, and went back for the elderly. Just me tho..
SlaveToRetail 10
It makes me feel really disgusted that people are so full of themselves. You were trying to be apart of the team that saves lives and you had a four year old's life in your hands, and all they gave a shit about was "Oh boohoo we got ran off the road for going slow!" **** that. I hope that elderly couple get what's coming to them. Karma!
almighty_jesus 0
Hope they got arrested.
froggeh 4
omg crazy people ;D
amam96 7
You did the right thing OP.
AndieAvacado 0
tell those crazy ******* off OP. lol jkayy dont. you did the right thing OP