Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML
Today, I had a “Fuck you” shouting match with a guy who'd tailgated me in the slow lane through an active school zone. I flipped him off when he finally passed, which admittedly wasn’t my best move. He ended up beside me, windows down, where we verbally sparred like teenagers in a dick swinging contest. Regrettably. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a car started cruising alongside me. I looked over, annoyed, at which point the driver started screaming obscenities and telling me that I'm "gonna get it" for "betraying" him, before angrily speeding off. I'm too scared to even sleep now. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I witnessed a kid apparently getting jumped. Being a good citizen, I got out and started yelling at them. I ended up alongside the kid in the hospital. FML
Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML
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wooley29 8
I hope the child is okay.
RainbowHeadache 2
& this is why I think the elderly should have to retake drivers Ed.
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Sanch101 7
How were you sworn at and spat on if they believed you nearly ran them off the road when overtaking them on the way to the hospital? Did they then put their foot down and chase you to the hospital so they could swear at you and spit on you when you stopped there?
SlaveToRetail 10
Most likely.
zephyrum 0
Elders need to retake drivers Ed and I hope the kid is alright T.T
geod69 8
Don't people know to pull over for ambulances
grannygruber 6
In some states it isn't illegal but considered a 'common curteousy' to move over. Those states need to change the law!
legresley85 1
You can get tickets for going to slow. I'm sure the cops could make them see your side. perhaps they forget the rules of the road in their old age.
ilarsnl 9
Wasn there an overhaul lane?
123_omg 19
this is exactly why OLD people should not be allowed to drive. gramma here driving 40 mph under the speed limit and refuses to move. they should've got ticketed. where I live, it's kinda the law to move over for an ambulance and police when they have lights n sirens going.
kaykay20 0
F the young kids life he could have died cause the couple was to inconsiderate for other peoples health and safety. In my opinion they shouldn't be driving if they can't figure out that they need to pull over for ambulances and policemen.
SiriusBlack97 17
What ******* assholes. A child was dying, and the law of the roads say you have let an ambulance, fire truck, or police officer with their sirens on pass.
tattooedcowboy 6
Have a cop give a ticket for not moving out of the way