Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML
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Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML
Today, I had a “Fuck you” shouting match with a guy who'd tailgated me in the slow lane through an active school zone. I flipped him off when he finally passed, which admittedly wasn’t my best move. He ended up beside me, windows down, where we verbally sparred like teenagers in a dick swinging contest. Regrettably. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a car started cruising alongside me. I looked over, annoyed, at which point the driver started screaming obscenities and telling me that I'm "gonna get it" for "betraying" him, before angrily speeding off. I'm too scared to even sleep now. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I witnessed a kid apparently getting jumped. Being a good citizen, I got out and started yelling at them. I ended up alongside the kid in the hospital. FML
Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML
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wooley29 8
I hope the child is okay.
RainbowHeadache 2
& this is why I think the elderly should have to retake drivers Ed.
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Comments (344)
bitchslapped22 14
They shouldn't be driving
lkrunner101 7
Thats not stressful....
perdix 31
They should be arrested for not yielding to an ambulance. Let them know that when you come to pick up their saggy, old asses, which is certain to happen in the very near future, you plan to drive to the hospital vvvvveeeeerrrrryyyyy ssssllllllooooooowowwwwlllllyyyyy. Perhaps you'll "miss" the ER and accidentally take 'em straight to the morgue.
rulezdunmatter 12
Exactly what I thought, but is it possible that they can sue you or at least lodge a complain?
flockz 20
for giving them the cold shoulder? maybe, but then again they would be dead. so i doubt they would care anymore.
rulezdunmatter 12
For threatening not to carry out your duty properly on purpose. But then again, it is a joke. And they would probably get into trouble for obstructing OP while he was carrying out his duty.
IKickPuppiesHard 16
I agree. I'm almost offended to not see his post end with "Then i called the police and had them arrested."
drawmesunshine 17
Their ghosts might care. Then OP will have two very angry senile spirits very slowly haunting him. They will plague him with constant streams of mindless chatter about Jeopardy and complaints about the disrespectful youth these days. They will hide all of his hard candies and his newspaper! They will put their dentures in the freezer! No, OP! It's not worth it!!
rulezdunmatter 12
That could make the whole structure of the FML a little weird.
fyl_darksouljoke 0
did you procede to run them off the road?
rulezdunmatter 12
proceed*
IndigoAcrylic 9
Oh my ******* god what ******* idiots. I seriously would have bitch slapped them and then mace thier faces. Those kind of people bring out my NotVeryNice Side.
cj7geojeep 0
That's a bit of an overreaction dude. Hahaha fyl op...and I pray that little kid was okay...just try not to mace any old people
Qwrty_fml 0
I agree with you^ dude, you need to chill out, seriously, you're waaaaay overreacting.
ladydeathanji 0
I can bet money that this was in Miami.
fabienacher 0
Why are people so s2pid
I_See_Purple_Ppl 0
This coming from the person who spelled The word stupid with the number two? Putting "s2pid" doesn't really make you look so bright.
I_See_Purple_Ppl 0
I wouldn't be calling anyone stupid. You are infact the one who spelled the word "s2pid." Next time before you call someone else stupid make sure you havnt posted anything as stupid as this.
flockz 20
61- you misspelled *in fact*, even though it was completely unneeded for that sentence. -you forgot a comma after 'next time' -you forgot a comma after the first 'stupid' -you misspelled *haven't -it would be clearer to change 'this' to 'that' because it would make more grammatical sense. i read it as you were referring to your own comment, which would still make sense.
DocBastard 40
Grammar Nazi FATALITY.
mikeeg 0
77- you have to capitalize the 'I' in the beginning of your last sentence. You can't say "i read...", it's "I read..." So stop being annoying about grammar.
darkmis1 18
I really hope you reported them and had their license revoked. I hope even more that the child was okay.
Sab0026 0
Some elderly people are just sooooo stupid...
carioki34 7
That's illegal. They should have gotten fined for that.