Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML
Today, I had a “Fuck you” shouting match with a guy who'd tailgated me in the slow lane through an active school zone. I flipped him off when he finally passed, which admittedly wasn’t my best move. He ended up beside me, windows down, where we verbally sparred like teenagers in a dick swinging contest. Regrettably. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a car started cruising alongside me. I looked over, annoyed, at which point the driver started screaming obscenities and telling me that I'm "gonna get it" for "betraying" him, before angrily speeding off. I'm too scared to even sleep now. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I witnessed a kid apparently getting jumped. Being a good citizen, I got out and started yelling at them. I ended up alongside the kid in the hospital. FML
Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML
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wooley29 8
I hope the child is okay.
RainbowHeadache 2
& this is why I think the elderly should have to retake drivers Ed.
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Comments (344)
fricknugget 3
fucjing hate some elders
audiophileMom 11
Shoot them.
dragsdotasniper 2
old ppl are crazy these days..
LoveBenLinus 3
They were late for bingo!! C'mon!!
zamdrivertank21 0
This is why old people shouldn't have licenses , hope the kid is okay.
thefattest 1
20 in a 50 zone. You were probably in my "retirement central" hometown
Sparky12486 1
So you think just because you're in an ambulance that gives you some special right to run other people off the road?
peepeeparee 0
Actually, it does... You ignorant ****.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
A) In technical terms, it does, because you are REQUIRED to pull over and allow emergency vehicles to pass you. Therefore, you are technically being run off the road (pulling over to the side.) B) If you truly think that an ambulance driver would run someone off the road (implying to cause an accident) you are really lacking in the common sense department and probably should have someone with you to hold your hand and explain to you the finer details of situations.
c_bell18 2
Yea it does when he has lights and sirens on with someone DYING in the back...ur a ******* dumbass
CoolRainbowdash 15
**** the child's life
JukeboxValkyrie 19
Too many people have no respect for an ambulance until they're in the back of one.
MaryPoppins88 14
**** them damn old people