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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 16:30 - United States - Tampa

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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By leah - 07/01/2021 14:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML

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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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By Dexter - 21/05/2023 18:00

Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 22:02

Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML

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By erin - 02/04/2021 10:59

Today, I saw a girl with the same shirt as me. I excitedly pointed it out. She punched me in the face. I didn’t think people actually got mad about that. FML

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By permanently scarred - 25/08/2018 15:00

Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML

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Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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RokstaRx88 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 16:17

he wasn't being a dick he was showing concern but the stupid irrational bitch punched him

katTKD 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 16:11

don't worry op. karma will take care of it

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mountiansnow 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 23:00

u got bitch slapped

fmyli 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 23:16

I take that as a yes

haitilover 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 23:52

soo funny

crobcrob 1

Tuesday 21 September 2010 23:57

girls don't make sense!

moon1434 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 0:52

how's that being a dick?

adorkable_spazz 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 1:03

so, you got punched in the face for showing concern? interesting.

varkey 7

Wednesday 22 September 2010 1:14

punch the stupid bitch in the face back. You didn't do anything wrong, even if something really bad just happened to her there's no reason for her to take it out on someone being nice.

HoneyBall 3

Wednesday 22 September 2010 1:15

she was crying. of course she wasn't alright

ShinexD 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 1:19

wow that sucks

Jordanv 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 1:23

I hate it when stuff like that happens... tryin to be nice and the person somehow hates you for it! 0_0

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