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Same thing different taste
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LOL, I did it before.
So one time I have a 5 minute conversation with a ham sandwich, that was 1932 times more interesting than an this. This isn't even an FML, this is like me saying "Today, I woke up and my roomate was watching the tv before I could watch what I wanted to watch. FML" Stupid, whoever wrote this needs to punch themself in the face
the same thing happened to me, except it was with pastrami.
I hate when that happens when you wake up and smack into the wall thinking it was the floor.
WTF is up with all these moderated comments? Free speech please?
Omg Nick u stole this from my video! I'm telling hotaling!
Today, I woke up on the wrong side of bed, I have to keep a gap between my bed and the wall so I can plug my laptop in, I got stuck in the gap and I still am. FML and that's the story of my life.
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Apologise to the wall and go back to sleep. It's clearly not safe for you to be out and about today.
Well, it's better than being on the top bunk and sitting up. Into a ceiling fan. That happened to me before...the top bunk thing, not the wall. I don't know how it could hurt unless when you wake up you tend to run full speed out the door (in this case you ran full speed into a wall). Not really seeing any FML in this post. I say FYL...even though your life isn't permanently F'd because of this little incident. But FYL nevertheless.