Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words, "Lisa, will you…" then abruptly shat my pants. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was, "You're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML
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mrtonyanderson 20
Smooth
sarah5745 41
Holy crap! Didn't see that coming op ;)
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Comments (115)
JuliusSeizure 18
You should have recovered with "My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in."
Sassybq1 13
Well..... Now we know where you were when diarrhea struck.....
Donat96 20
....Clean me up, please?
Stryker_13 19
Did you continue to propose after that or..?
inseenglish 9
what was your reaction ? -"shit" ?
MelTheGreat 23
Taco Bell strikes again.
mkayden 23
lost your shit, huh?
GothicKnife 11
That must have been a shitty moment.
brivielle 15
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Goodtimes26 7
What a crappy proposal
MasterBob_fml 14
Hiding the ring in your stool... brilliant, not many would look there.