Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words, "Lisa, will you…" then abruptly shat my pants. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was, "You're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML
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mrtonyanderson 20
Smooth
sarah5745 41
Holy crap! Didn't see that coming op ;)
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Comments (115)
KatyLarae 13
Great idea! Girls love a guy who can make them laugh!
ostfaiz 18
so now a days girls do have priorities!
ostfaiz 18
...and the sentence got completed, m looking forward for Lisa's revert further!
ThexFroggyGirl 21
If she really loved you, she'd have laughed really hard and accepted your proposal anyways
ohSNAPyall 27
At least you didn't say, "Lisa, you make me feel like..."
drc428 5
This reminds me of a show with weddings that went wrong and there was this couple that had all kind of bad things happening to them and one was that all the wedding guests got stomach problems and diarrhea from the flower girl which had a virus apparently highly contagious and fast acting. The couple spent their wedding night in the toilet and she even got a leprechaun green wedding dress because they messed up the order for the dress, and something went wrong with her makeup and the music band and the decor too. It was an fml wedding totally. Turns out they are happily married for years and nothing bad happened to them up to date. I hope you both went over this shitty proposal and got married and that you are happy. If she loves you she would go past this as a bad thing and rather look at it with humor and understanding.
sartrow 8
rite outta harlequin romance , so what did she say? don't leave us in the lurch you silly goose : )
shinikageWolf 15
Did she say no, so you can run away and clean up? Because if she said yes there is like no escaping the hug and kissed of that...
Foxy_On_Fire 21
Well that's a sign
Hiktmae 20
Awe it really sucks when nerves get the best of you :( I hope that she was gracious and caring about what happened, I wish you the best of luck OP
NotARealThing 4
What a shitty way to propose...
150493x 29
No. Just no.