Miscellaneous: Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests...

By Noname - 11/02/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

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By Jamie - 13/08/2009 17:21 - Denmark

Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML

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By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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By Unlovedchild - 21/03/2011 15:03

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

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By msmusiclover7 - 27/02/2010 15:58 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML

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By iamchazzi - 01/12/2017 18:30 - United States - Madison

Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML

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By GshDrnt - 21/04/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

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By Candy_Crushed - 08/09/2017 22:30 - United States - Mims

Today, after nearly three years of no contact whatsoever, I received a Facebook notification from my father. Eager to see what he said, I pulled it up only to see a game request. He had run out of lives on Candy Crush. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 16:00

Today, my mum rejected my friend request on Facebook, again. Even my high school friends are friends with her. FML

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By justdancebbyx3 - 06/06/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

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By Moni - 07/12/2023 12:00

Today, I received a LinkedIn connection request from my mom. Turns out, she's way better at networking than I am. FML

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RomanianLover 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 4:24

I would be your friend :)

MCart_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 4:54

Just say no to parents as friends on FB or they'll continue to be the only requests..

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beastwill64 16

Saturday 18 June 2011 15:35

your life isn't so bad. I have ONLY two friends on Facebook.

Norrec86 7

Thursday 15 September 2011 23:10

Because the people with the 100's of friends really have that many friends right

goq0123 6

Friday 6 July 2012 9:30

Make some new friends outside of cyber world. You'll feel better.

rosesdarkblue 0

Friday 9 November 2012 6:55

This is not a fml

JillianJuneBug 39

Wednesday 2 September 2015 5:56

Hey, don't sweat it. I've had times where I wouldn't get a single request for 6 months at a time.

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