Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML
Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
Today, after nearly three years of no contact whatsoever, I received a Facebook notification from my father. Eager to see what he said, I pulled it up only to see a game request. He had run out of lives on Candy Crush. FML
Today, my mum rejected my friend request on Facebook, again. Even my high school friends are friends with her. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, I received a LinkedIn connection request from my mom. Turns out, she's way better at networking than I am. FML
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RomanianLover 0
I would be your friend :)
MCart_fml 0
Just say no to parents as friends on FB or they'll continue to be the only requests..
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Comments (25)
aquariusbeauty 0
At least you had friend requests... :(
bsaucedo 0
parents + facebook = wtf are they doing with their lives
cmac86 24
Ouch. That sucks. Just randomly add people or add friends of friends. That's what fbook is for.
shoshizzle 0
You sort of deserve it, but I, for some reason, have sympathy for you. Maybe you should try getting out more and meeting new people. That way, you'll have more friends, perhaps some to add on Facebook.
Raiders714 0
Damn sucks to be you
Beast1226 0
aw I'm sorry
k1w1 0
did u accept their friend requests?
Zeeke 0
Yeah, man. Boo ******' hoo.
_jbLOVERR 0
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO , thats a huge fail, soorry bud .
esha774 0
when you have a real problem post an FML until then go make some friends on real life