Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Afterwards, my parents thought it would be a great idea to have my favourite meal. I got to watch them enjoy it. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. It's also it is the day my parents scheduled my wisdom teeth to be pulled out. Happy birthday to me, then. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
Today, the dentist told me I needed to have two of my wisdom teeth on opposite ends of my mouth pulled. I suppose a liquid diet won't be all that bad. FML
Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
You could always remind them that you're the one who gets to pick their nursing home.
MystoganFT 18
watching someone else eat your favorite meal is the worst.
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Comments (75)
frumpledforskin 2
favorite.
Mike_Oxhard 14
Without your wisdom teeth, you weren't wise enough to see this one coming.
Hydros_fml 3
Gave a YDI for using the term "favourite meal" 21st century now kid, not 19th.
militarybrat 21
After my sister had her jaw wired shut my parents went and got steak. Sorry dude :(. They did it to me with braces and pizza. Its a rite of passage.
aeryn97 17
Yep. my family ate pizza. :(
lillypaige09 4
That shouldn't have stopped u from eating I had three on one side n my rent decided to hav a cook out that same day guess who still ate food??????????
Wyrmflight 13
wow, its almost like op isn't the same person as you.
teacupofsunshine 29
Twisted if it was to tease you. You didn't have to stay there and watch them eat it though. Go eat a pudding somewheres else in the house.
coolvictori 22
Remind them their last 20 years are reliant on you.
5FDPmetalhead 17
I got mine out last week and my parents thought it would be a greeeaaat idea to go to famous BBQ restaurants and steakhouses while I survived on mashed potatoes
Moskaaa7 26
Heal. Then eat them, Hannibal-style.