Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Afterwards, my parents thought it would be a great idea to have my favourite meal. I got to watch them enjoy it. FML
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Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. It's also it is the day my parents scheduled my wisdom teeth to be pulled out. Happy birthday to me, then. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
Today, the dentist told me I needed to have two of my wisdom teeth on opposite ends of my mouth pulled. I suppose a liquid diet won't be all that bad. FML
Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
You could always remind them that you're the one who gets to pick their nursing home.
MystoganFT 18
watching someone else eat your favorite meal is the worst.
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Comments (75)
zeemonster424 15
Being miserable is better than trying to eat it. I made that mistake... I could taste egg rolls for days. Sorry they did that to you.
moocowmilk0 19
hey you can decide what nursing home they go to
KronicCain 16
Funny thing is, my brother had this happen to him today too
GreyJedi 10
Ask them to stick it in the blender.
ad1836 19
The world is cruel place.
qwertycode 19
This exact problem happened to me a week ago! I had three of my teeth pulled to prepare for braces, and the day after my parents bought these amazing crispy and sweet shrimp =(
legendof90 14
My mom once made something I don't care for on my birthday
ismedrage 17
If they did it on purpose sure but if you are just being a douche about your parents eating then it is on you, either way they should know your favourite meal so dick move on there part
Emziee4039 11
People enjoyed doing that to me when I got my tonsils out :( So I know the feeling OP. But hang in there! You'll be eating everyday food again soon! And it could always be worse! How? Well my best friend is currently cutting all 4 wisdom teeth at once.. #Unlucky
vikky538 29
They are teaching how world treats you.