Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Afterwards, my parents thought it would be a great idea to have my favourite meal. I got to watch them enjoy it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. It's also it is the day my parents scheduled my wisdom teeth to be pulled out. Happy birthday to me, then. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
Today, the dentist told me I needed to have two of my wisdom teeth on opposite ends of my mouth pulled. I suppose a liquid diet won't be all that bad. FML
Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
You could always remind them that you're the one who gets to pick their nursing home.
MystoganFT 18
watching someone else eat your favorite meal is the worst.
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Comments (75)
Death546 25
Wow, your parents are really inconsiderate. Try to get them to make it again after you've healed
Alup132 22
Or maybe they thought OP wouldn't hurt eating it, but instead it turns out OP couldn't eat it.
geekpower_fml 28
I'd be sooo angry. Especially if it were done on purpose.
TabooSushi 24
That is entirely screwed up. See, when my husband had his out, I made it a point to eat all the dinners he usually hates but I love, while providing him with all the delicious soft foods he wanted. Win-win.
PhoenixChick 26
You're a good wife.
brenton490 19
I had so many mixed feeling while reading your comments. Thankfully I left with being happy.
satiricalthomas 10
#FIRSTWORLDPROBLEMS
9a_1z 12
They've already acknowledged that in their username you nob.
Mahcookiez 15
Did they doit on purpose or did they just kind of forget?
bad_boyfriend 10
I feel you OP. This year on my Bday, my mom called me and invited me to dinner. It was last minute and I already had plans so I declined and made plans for a few nights later. The night I declined her and my brother had my favorite meal. A few nights later when we all met for my "birthday celebration" she made my brothers favorite meal, which I'm not at all a fan of.
leogachi 15
@24 Your mom is an ass. Did she expect you to drop your plans at the last minute? If she really wanted to celebrate your birthday on your birthday then she should have asked days beforehand.
Goream 8
as someone who had their wisdom teeth out recently, I could still eat anything, just couldn't use a straw.
dramaelf 37
Depends, if they were impacted there might be stitches, and those make it about impossible to chew anything harder than oatmeal.
writergirl1029 17
I can attest to #29. Due to having braces and the irregular rate that mine grew in, I had mine done in three separate surgeries. The first and second time I was eating pretty much normally the second day (the drugs made me sick on the first day). The last one was impacted and I was eating soup and soft foods for more than a week.
blackonblight 33
It also depends on how badly bruised your jaw is. Mine was green for a week, and I could barely move it without pain. My wisdom teeth were bad.
chasebeck1921 12
You do know you can eat after now
leogachi 15
@27 Not if her doctor told her not to eat solid foods.
ThrottleJockey 36
Take whatever they're eating, toss it in a blender, and hit purée. Don't let them win!
brendejafulable 41
same situation happened to me. but I tried eating and my mouth started bleeding. but still was worth it.
GEFStryker 29
I gave you a down vote for ducking. I wish I could give you another one for using your phone while you drive. How do I know that, you ask? You took a selfie in a car. Only broads who have unnatural addictions to thier phones take selfless in cars. Ergo, you are addicted to your phone, which means you obviously use it while driving.
leogachi 15
@38 How do you know she took a selfie in a car? Did she change her picture?
ThrottleJockey 36
With a baby in the car no less.
brendejafulable 41
if you were smart enough, you would have figured out I am in the passenger seat.