Today, I got my period two days early, while being interviewed for my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I had an interview for a job I’ve dreamt about. I sat down in the lobby and spilled coffee on my crotch. I tried to dry it in the toilet, which made it look like I’d pissed myself. When I entered his office, the HR guy glanced down and said, “Long morning?” I panicked and replied, “No, just excited to be here.” FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I arrived to apply for my much-needed dream job. Without warning, just as the elevator opened, a complete stranger kicked me square in the nads. FML
Today, my bra clasp broke in the middle of a job interview. I got the job on the spot. I'm scared to report into work. FML
Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, I was suffering from some gastric distress. While on my way to a job interview, I slipped on some concrete that was wet due to a recent slight rain shower. I didn't fall. I DID shit my pants though. I walked back home slowly in shame to clean up the mess. I didn't make it to the interview. FML
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gracehi 33
Oh bloody hell!
ksktwin84 14
They would probably never even have noticed if you had just walked out normally
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Comments (108)
ghil15 8
you should have done the moon walk so its not to obvious lol
ultra_notorious 26
wouldn't have happened in the kitchen
thehumanlyhuman 7
63 has clearly never read the Hitchhikers Guide. Towels are good for just about anything, including OPs dilemma!
thatgirlincali 13
I feel like if you just got your period, you could have excused yourself and walked out normally. I've never known someone who has Niagara falls right when they get their period.
blackwidowtaco 31
I can understand your point of view, however, most interviewers would probably not take too well to the person they are interviewing having to step out even briefly during the interview process. It isn't looked upon as being very professional.
fooltemptress 36
I have never understood why people get embarrassed over normal bodily functions, especially ones you can't always control. Women have periods. All men know this. So, you started early. Just get out of there quickly like a normal person. Chances are, the interviewer wouldn't have noticed. If he did and he looked down upon you for it, then would you really want to work there?
caramelie 7
Hopefully you didn't leave a puddle in the chair for the next applicant. That would be a total fml.
TheGrammarNazi36 7
Your comment made my day.
Bibliovore 26
Sometimes, though, it feels like a torrent and it *is* a torrent. Or at least enough to become visible.