Today, I got my period two days early, while being interviewed for my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. FML
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Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I had an interview for a job I’ve dreamt about. I sat down in the lobby and spilled coffee on my crotch. I tried to dry it in the toilet, which made it look like I’d pissed myself. When I entered his office, the HR guy glanced down and said, “Long morning?” I panicked and replied, “No, just excited to be here.” FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I arrived to apply for my much-needed dream job. Without warning, just as the elevator opened, a complete stranger kicked me square in the nads. FML
Today, my bra clasp broke in the middle of a job interview. I got the job on the spot. I'm scared to report into work. FML
Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, I was suffering from some gastric distress. While on my way to a job interview, I slipped on some concrete that was wet due to a recent slight rain shower. I didn't fall. I DID shit my pants though. I walked back home slowly in shame to clean up the mess. I didn't make it to the interview. FML
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gracehi 33
Oh bloody hell!
ksktwin84 14
They would probably never even have noticed if you had just walked out normally
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Comments (108)
Kagulocke 13
YDI. If you knew it was close and you had an imporrant interview, you should've worn at least a liner. Always prepare for the worst during an interview, and black slacks.
Obey_StudBoii 23
How exactly did she deserve it if she didn't know she was going to start? That I disagree on, but what I will agree with is be prepared for the worst. Being a woman myself I've been through worse.
Kagulocke 13
She stated it was two days early. When you get close, you should start wearing a liner. At least, three days in advance.
kieralumina 30
true, always be prepared for it when it gets within 3 days. op in no way deserved it, but should have worn a liner or something. especially during something as potentially stressful as a job interview.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Two days early doesn't count as knowing that you'll start at that time. Surprise surprise
BodyMarks 4
Sorry OP nothing to be done now except move on with your head up, ftw!
Obey_StudBoii 23
Mother Nature sucks.
ravenh1979 13
Poor thing, as a woman I feel for ya!! I keep track of mine, but sometimes I get mine a couple days early. And it's always at the most awkward time!! Like somewhere, where u can't get a pad or tampon and u rush home hoping u don't bleed all over the seat of your car or bleed through your pants and someone can see.. Ugh!!
thewife5 19
Now this is how life really happens... The judge-mental girls claiming they're always prepared and where a thin pad 2 days ahead if their scheduled period are full of shit!
Anonomusturd 9
Well, if it was a guy your chances aren't great. A woman would probably understand but, for males, menstruation baffles us and we really, truly have no idea what you go through. Sounds like fun though. Good luck OP!
Navano 5
If the interviewer cites that as a reason for not hiring you, then your better off not working for them.
katamine 17
Your username made me giggle
aanchalb 7
Thanku! ; )
scuccria 12
that's an Indian name! I guess it is aanchal and b is for her surname (I'm an Indian too)
Jenn50 19
Slide your purse on your shoulder so it hangs slightly behind you, try to keep a side angle, and speak to the interviewer as you leave in the hopes of drawing their attention to your face next time?
JanisEvans 10
What if you don't have a purse?
Jenn50 19
Then...try the other suggestions?? Pretty much anything except pulling a "Kramer" by crashing into a wall and falling down would be preferable.
aanchalb 7
yea will definitely keep that in mind.
AliSama 17
Biology happens. If an employer is anal about that, you don't want to work for them.
Raesin 21
I haven't had a period since last year and even then it was very light and for about a day. Yay contraceptive implant! Been one of the best choices I've made in all honesty, maybe you should look into it and see if it's the thing for you.
honeymoonroyale 20
So get pregnant just to get rid of her period? Pregnancy is too much of a bug deal for something like that.
gingher_fml 9
49 isn't talking about getting pregnant. She's talking about one of those implants that go into your arm and act like the pill to stop your period.
gingher_fml 9
And I don't know what kind of pregnancies you have but if a bug crawled out of your ******, I'd be a little worried.