Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
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IGotNippleRings 4
should be grateful.
kruzito 0
$1 a pop.
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Comments (175)
ilikepieandpie 11
I would have charged you more
sting72157 3
It's free for zigs but since yours was a big zit it was a $1.
BGoodRBCareful 5
That's why I get my eyebrows stringed, rather than waxed. YDI
guckylynn 19
It's called threaded.
constantine91 0
Oh really? That's why?
lizzieislovely 11
You get your eyebrows threaded so that you won't have spots popped without your permission?? Ummm...
o8poa8o 0
You guys are cheap bastards.
kaylapple 1
you shouldnt have payed for it. its not like you asked her to do that!
IndyJustin 4
hopefully it sprayed on her
armedandangerous 3
Owned, Op you got nothing else to do? You know what iam talking about.
Zeusthegoose 0
woooooo a full dollar call the police it's a crime. At least she popes the zit for you
nicole8402 4
Popes?
princess_patches 2
Um ew......i wouldnt do that for anyone
chocolate97 0
ay be happy she did you a favor!