Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
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Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
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IGotNippleRings 4
should be grateful.
kruzito 0
$1 a pop.
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Comments (175)
pip74205 9
And you paid it.
tj4234 36
Can't speak from experience as I've never had my eyebrows waxed before, but wouldn't it have just popped with the paper?
anorexicbarbie 8
The ****?
IStillReadBooks 8
They don't wax your forehead
aaltieri 0
Yes
Insane_Tea 15
Don't you think bushy brows would be a little less important than obtaining clearer skun?
bizarre_ftw 22
I love your name!!! :D
icyfire617 10
an entire dollar??!! FYL -_-
alisidewinder 9
My waxer has never done that for me. But then again I don't get many zits. I would have tipped extra for that.
HomeAl0ne 20
This seems to be a common business practice nowadays. When I get a "back, sack and crack" waxing and the girl gives me a reach around, she always charges extra.
bizarre_ftw 22
Say you won't pay as you don't have the money and that's why you didn't ask her to. That and you don't like other people popping your acne and would speedboats her sticking to her job next time. If she pushes threaten a lawsuit, she's not allowed to touch you in anyway you haven't consented to
melons 44
Speedboats?!
skata 4
"say you won't pay as you don't have the money"... if you don't have a dollar then you probably shouldn't be getting a waxing in the first place
killianisboss 0
wtf it's a zit you don't need to sue.
my2centsworth 15
I love that your phone autocorrected "appreciate" to speedboats!
bizarre_ftw 22
Lol yeah... Me too
m0dlchk1 0
that's nasty.
ssaammiiee 5
I think you owe her a thank you!
sk8rchick97 0
Q