OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Albert
Dover, United States
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
lectro
France
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
tooembarassed
United States
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
Noname
Slovenia
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
FarisH
Jordan
Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML
braceface
United States
Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML
Anonymous
Tempe, United States
Brace yourself
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Ow ow ow
Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML
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TCASE1994 0
It was free though?
thanks_asshole 2
multi tasking
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Comments (182)
drewskii89 1
what's your number?
rwq891 4
We are in a recession. Hes trying to grow his business Don't complain when you get a freebee.
Honda288 2
******* ouch! I bet that felt just peachy.
kemando 22
2 birds, or whatever.
Mojo66930 0
He needs steady aim pro.
geenna 4
happebed to me too. what can i say, braces r painful
ShadowBitch99 2
A nice added bonus, your so lucky!! XD LOL
Kvlaxer32 0
Oww that sucks unless you wanted your tongue pierced............
greenorange75 8
Well, now you can get some funky jewelry to put in your tongue! How about that?
kate1408 8
Cool I did not know your orthodontist did piercings as we'll!?