Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Today, I got robbed at the gas station I work at. After only getting $38 dollars out the register, the guy then stole my purse. It had my rent money in it. FML
Today, I was mugged at gunpoint by a senior citizen. She now has a lousy $20, and I probably have PTSD. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, I lost hundreds of dollars in gift cards. Robbed? No. Mugged? Don't think so. My roommate threw them away after he got water on them, thinking that it rendered them unusable. FML
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
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Top comments
DToast 19
Don't feel bad, he deserves it for mugging. FYL though, getting mugged can be traumatizing.
tygerarmy 35
When he sees how little you have he might mug someone else and give the proceeds to you.
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Comments (36)
haveyou000 22
It's easy to have compassion for a good person, but it is much more difficult to do so for someone who does not do good. So either you have a seldom seen ability to have sympathy for the "bad" of the world, or you feel indirectly sorry for yourself for not having more than what you do that others would want to steal. Probably the latter.
domolovesyoshi 33
It's humanity that gives you that ability for compassion it is indeed difficult to have compassion for people who do terrible things but it shows a great deal of humanity when you do.
sleepyolivia 14
Wait, having sympathy for people that commit crimes is seldom seen? I'm pretty sure that all you need to do is think a bit to have sympathy for people that commit crimes.
Elgrin 15
They say that crime doesn't pay. This just goes to prove it.
loqqu5454 10
Rockford?
RedCronos 17
maybe he'll be so disappointed that he'll try to find a job.
Colon_Man 17
Mugger finds out how little he got. Goes back and stabs you for wasting his time.
Kukironosuke 16
65$ isn't that bad, for somebody as desperate as a mugger 50-65$~ can feed you for days
brezzyanna 17
Muggers aren't usually desperate for food. They're either desperate for drugs, or they're just assholes.
Jif3210 4
It should've been you mugging him then
MrGarrett26 11
what kind of idiot would take a phone. all phones can be tracked.
mattrd_fml 31
aw. poor mugger. FHL
hatwithfeelings 5
I bet the mugger made a fml.