Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. I called it off only 20 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to begin because I saw my fiance punch his own mother in the face. FML
Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML
Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
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Top comments
ohjoy15 33
You're not going to doubt your entire engagement because he takes CSI religiously. Everyone has that one thing. Their thing. That they will fight for.
patts_ 23
Uhm that's a valid argument. I'd fight over that :D
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Comments (124)
shepp626 11
Every guy I know just has a need to argue and debate everything, it's a form of competition not a reason to rethink marriage.
Zebediabolical 45
If you're rethinking your marriage because of this, he's probably dodging a bullet.
PurpleLover20 11
well men don't mature till there like 30 years old
mesha20 19
That is a completely justifiable argument to have and the original is the best
Foxfire15 15
FYL, but mostly due to your mom, not your fiancee. People do not magically "mature" when they get married. You must have something similar you talk about with your friends. Part of having friends being able argue / discuss some of the most inane things.
Adam1260 15
Horatio Cane definitely wins that one every time.
morganmck 15
yeah **** your life because your fiancée is passionate about something. I'd rather be with someone that didn't give a single shit about anything, too.
IWishIWasObama 12
Like you don't argue about anything stupid... We all have our little interests that others think are dumb. More like f your fiance's life for being married to someone so judgmental.
LazyLion 12
That is ridiculous....everyone knows the beat csi is the original
greeneyedx 23
I mean, everyone has something that they'll argue about to the point of possible violence. And for some people it's over silly things, like a TV show. We shouldn't judge his maturity off of one example in an FML.