Transportation: Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his...

By Read The Fine Print - 24/11/2012 05:55 - United States - Sylmar

Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By T-Shain - 31/05/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which point I learned that he was an attorney. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2010 19:41 - United States

Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML

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By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was driving home when a guy crashes into me from behind. I get out of my car and tell him that I'm going to call the cops. He then asks me if we can move to a corner because we're blocking the way, so then get back in to move. I look in the mirror to see him driving off. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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By hendrixisgod86 - 15/05/2015 18:48 - United States - Crestview

Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were, "I hope you have insurance". FML

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By Anon - 09/02/2016 12:39 - United States - Toledo

Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML

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RougeRamirez 8

Saturday 24 November 2012 11:45

"Like a normal person; call the ******* cops"

keven501 12

Saturday 24 November 2012 11:44

With a giant stuffed panda bear!

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Sir_Swaggington 6

Sunday 25 November 2012 5:54

OP should've threatened his life with a knife, gun, bat or something. Statefarm has life insurance. :D

MrsAlexander83 10

Sunday 25 November 2012 6:23

My question is did his agent show up?! :) People are dumb. Lol. Sucks for you but I hope you at least got a tag number and/or called the police.

winkydog4056 16

Sunday 25 November 2012 6:36

Lucky you to get into an accident with your neighbor who works at State Farm! Perhaps OP won't get screwed like the rest of us who get in accidents.

88vivera 9

Sunday 25 November 2012 10:08

Stupid

tashDT 6

Sunday 25 November 2012 13:03

That's when you headbutt him pretending to be a buffalo. That'll teach him.

SAgirl 13

Sunday 25 November 2012 18:36

Numberplate maybe?

wolfgirl18 3

Monday 26 November 2012 6:36

Bwahaha sorry OP but that's hilarious FYL tho

nickolascronk 3

Monday 26 November 2012 15:46

I'm calling bull shit.

noisebox 1

Monday 26 November 2012 19:03

State farm has links to black operations....

ABitch 1

Tuesday 27 November 2012 0:26

HAHAHA thats great

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