Today, I got hurt and spent the remainder of the day limping. I wish I could say it was from something badass like roller derby, but I can't. A woman with a rolling cart filled with packs of Pepsi rolled over my foot on the bus. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML
Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML
Today, I was feeling motivated enough to try longboarding again after a long stint of being a couch potato. Not even 10 minutes into cruising down the road, my board catches on a rock. Now I've got a sprained wrist and two inches of road rash on my right arm. So much for getting a little exercise. FML
Today, I'm on crutches and wearing an orthopedic boot because a 22.5 pound box of cat litter fell out of my back hatch onto my foot. FML
Today, after spending the day at work avoiding all hard manual tasks that may harm me, I had a table dropped on my foot. I broke my toe, split my nail and had to get a tetanus shot. I was avoiding injury as I was supposed to be performing in a figure skating exhibition this evening. FML
Today, at work, we had a fire drill. I was the first to run out of the building, but in my haste, I tripped on the stairs, and rolled down the flight. When I got to the bottom, I tried to stand up, but my ankle was already swelling. What felt like the entire office watched as I limped to the designated meeting point. FML
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Top comments
diggs010 5
roller derbys are badass?
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Yeah an awesome roller derby story would have been so much more impressive. Right.
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Comments (139)
sibbs_97 0
since when are roller derbys badass?
LILCJ0725 1
hahaha sorry to say but I think your a pusy
SteelCladAngel 0
I think so too ive had my feet stomped on by horses an cows and been able to walk without a limp or pain after.. small grocery cart full of pepsi==weight of a horse or cow
SteelCladAngel 0
I think so too ive had my feet stomped on by horses an cows and been able to walk without a limp or pain after.. small grocery cart full of pepsi==weight of a horse or cow
cykedelic 1
Anyone who says roller derby isn't bad ass hasn't seen roller derby! I'm a huge fan of my local team and those girls are fierce! They make and take hard hits resulting in crazy injuries. And they're sexy as hell while doing it!
CarleeBugg123 5
Wooow. 1.) Roller derbys? badass? give me a break! 2.) if you get hurt that easily, then you should just stay home!
darksayian 0
walk it off pussy
ashleecole18 0
ydi for thinking roller derbys are badass
fattyevan 0
I'm guessing, by how you said you were on the bus, that the cart wasn't that big, and not that heavy.
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
roller Derbys r so bad ass
Mrrevorp 0
Ummmmmmmmmm since when is roller derby badass??
versace_chick 0
Your comment : awwwe poor kid. get well soon.