Today, I got hurt and spent the remainder of the day limping. I wish I could say it was from something badass like roller derby, but I can't. A woman with a rolling cart filled with packs of Pepsi rolled over my foot on the bus. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML
Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML
Today, I was feeling motivated enough to try longboarding again after a long stint of being a couch potato. Not even 10 minutes into cruising down the road, my board catches on a rock. Now I've got a sprained wrist and two inches of road rash on my right arm. So much for getting a little exercise. FML
Today, I'm on crutches and wearing an orthopedic boot because a 22.5 pound box of cat litter fell out of my back hatch onto my foot. FML
Today, after spending the day at work avoiding all hard manual tasks that may harm me, I had a table dropped on my foot. I broke my toe, split my nail and had to get a tetanus shot. I was avoiding injury as I was supposed to be performing in a figure skating exhibition this evening. FML
Today, at work, we had a fire drill. I was the first to run out of the building, but in my haste, I tripped on the stairs, and rolled down the flight. When I got to the bottom, I tried to stand up, but my ankle was already swelling. What felt like the entire office watched as I limped to the designated meeting point. FML
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diggs010 5
roller derbys are badass?
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Yeah an awesome roller derby story would have been so much more impressive. Right.
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DocBastard 38
In Sprite of your predicament, you'll get over this soon. I know you probably have three toes down, but you still have 7 Up. Don't resort to drugs like weed or Coke - it Pepsi you up like a Jolt, but that's Barqing up the wrong tree, and they will Crush your spirit in the long run. Just go and see my orthopedist - Dr. Pepper. You'll feel as Fresca and Fanta-stic as a Sierra Mist. This advice isn't free- you can put it on my Tab.
docscientist 9
You know, somehow, the sum of your puns is greater than the parts.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
yaaay he used Dr. Pepper x)
MaTT5396 0
ow!
notquite69 0
You're limping because someone rolled over your foot with a shopping cart? Sorry, not even a shopping cart if they can get it on a bus. What a wimp!
rosesbymidnight 0
Dude...I broke my foot 2 weeks ago by knocking over a piano bench. At least this wasn't your own clumsy fault!
penelopecruise 2
i am trying to imagine a rolling cart filled with pepsi products successfully rolling anywere on a bus. maybe down the isle? is this a full sized cart like at a grocery store? seems really really cramped haha
MamaKay08 0
why is there a rolling cart on a bus?
yuggi1 11
My thought's exactly.
VeraJK 16
Roller derby?
tmcnatt2012 0
Soooo, just wondering, since when is roller derby considered bad ass?
sheldon13 0
it's okay I broke my elbow playing leapfrog.
Dez31396 0
news flash: roller Derbys are not bad ass..... in any way shape or form