By pepsifoot - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, I got hurt and spent the remainder of the day limping. I wish I could say it was from something badass like roller derby, but I can't. A woman with a rolling cart filled with packs of Pepsi rolled over my foot on the bus. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 073
You deserved it 4 105

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Yeah an awesome roller derby story would have been so much more impressive. Right.

Comments

Pepsi did this to your foot?!! Hey, I know who can help... Dr. Pepper!!

EllieMaxine 0

that's still pretty badass, don't worry.

umm how is there a "rolling cart" on the bus?

mythicallove101 0

people i think this person is trying to say the roller derbying wuld be more hadass then the pepsi story... hmm?? ....

CovertMilitance 0

WHAT THE **** ARE ROLLER DERBIES?

thebestof1984 0

A "sport" of manly looking woman rollerblading pushing their competitions out of the way.

It's more of a sport than NASCAR, less boring than baseball and has more contact than hockey.

I play roller derby. I'm not manly or lesbian and I hit the shit out of girls. why dont you come and play and when youre bleeding, broken and crying I'll ask you again...who's BADass ;)

Omgitsaireyonna 6
HoldenGrudges 0

google rose city rollergirls. go play and quit whining ps. roller derby is a sport. A "bout" is what you would call a game. and it's not like ******* 'Whip it'

I got morning detention for leaving a spill that I didn't help create. I'm the peak badass.