move your wedding to the NASCAR race

yeah, your best option here is to just kill them both.

racing is very important to Resnais you were probably conceived at one

that's messed up

*rednecks

i hate when that happens

nobody ****** likes NASCAR

sucks to be you

NASCAR ftw! :D

ohh that sucks.

first!

#30 You're gayyyy

USA is one ****** up country

**** them, you shouldn't want them there if they are that big of assholes.

NASCAR > Weddings. :PP Jk.

hahahahaa this is amazing

Them prolly spent good money on dem tickets n dinnut wanna go ta yer cheap ass shot gun wedding.

**** white people. JUST KIDDING!

lol rednecks ftw !!

At least your fiance won't be at the race. That would make for an awkward wedding.

never understood nascar. u jus drive around in a circle for 5 hrs. wats so interesting about tht. jus look at the highway

Ah. Step moms are such bitches.

nothing like inhaling car emissions and burnt rubber

typical rednecks... fyl. :(

people who go NASCAR events have an IQ average of 84 that's the same as Bush's

54 - probably half the people here are american and agree that this is an fml..?

ur step mom and ur dad are brother/sister if they go to Nascar races. damn hillbillies, wuts so exciting of watching a car go around the track hundreds of times of only left hand turns

Dude, Its Bristol :D The World's Fastest Half Mile :D Only race i actually watch :D Google It abt to be on in abt an hour or so

I don't even like NASCAR but there's a rce here in so. cal on oct 8 and am there!!! it's my b day!

77 your gayy. NASCAR is awesome

I'm glad my neck is black

lol ^

99 is ******* hot ;) haha and Ive never been to a race but I watch them sometimes

NASCAR FTW!!! but it's alright, gratz on wedding though!!!

have any of you been to a NASCAR race? I will say the wedding is more important, and fyl op, but NASCAR races are one of the most fun things you can attend. not much fun to watch though.

77 everyday is just another reason for drunken rednecks to gather around and drink more.

at 77 your a drunk gay redneck

99 - "77 your gayy" - If that doesn't conclusively prove people who go to NASCAR races have an average IQ of 84, I don't know what could.

after people have seen 'The Final Destination', i wouldn't want to go to a NASCAR race either ._.

18 wins.:D

yup... sucks

I'd rather watch my grandma take a shit than watch that ******* NASCAR garbage. what a ******* waste of resources.

just as long as they send a gift who cares.

^^^^agreeed

haha FYL NASCAR is terrible

YDI For having a wedding YDI For having a dad

Ydi for having hicks for parents.

you know you're a red neck WHEN...

nascar is cool stuff though

lol @ 140 but if theyre tickets to a nascar race f his life.

That's When U Know Ur A Redneck!!

lol 99 you look like Justin bieber so don't go around calling OTHER people gay:)

lmao #73 omg wait wait.... omg another left turn. yesh ^.^

Announcer "he's making a left turn", "looks like another left turn", "I wonder what he's going to do next"...... announcers are so useless in NASCAR

171 is the only person on FML who has comments worth reading.

dude nascar is like the best sport in the world i espcially like the left turn . . . yes thay was a sarcastic joke . . .

NASCAR the most important thing in the world... to a hillbilly

if it ain't white it ain't right

41- drunken rednecks like NASCAR. look a left turn....another left turn!!

So, 36, you are calling those people hillbillies, and then YOU say NASCAR is gay. What a shining beacon of urban sophistication you have proven yourself to be, my dear.

haha legonut win

**** you, dont judge nascar when people who like nascar dont judge your sport, you dumbass piece of shit. unless you are a fiel fairy prancing around like a little ******.

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks.... NASCAR

184: Without announcers, how would you know if Kyle got Sunoco fuel for his doublemint Toyota Camri? How would you know If Kyle was given two Goodyear tires, or just the standard four Goodyear tires? How would you know who out-raced Montoya for first place? You wouldn't, that's how. Kyle Busch FTW! Life it seems, will fade away. Drifting further every day. Getting lost within myself. Nothing matters, no one else. I have lost the will to live. Simply nothing more to give. There is nothing more for me. Need the end to set me free! No one but me, can save myself! Oh! It's too late! Now I can't think: think why I should even try! Yesterday seems as though it never existed! Death greets me warm, now I will just say goodbye! (*Goodbye!*)

******* have your wedding in the pit or something

it's sad that on usa's worst day we are better than any other country on their best day.

Ya but calling stuff gay is not hillbilly'ish.

ydi for not liking NASCAR

agreed

lmao @123 but I think 84 might be a little generous. More like in the 60's. The iPhone mirror picture while trying to be cool by wearing sunglasses inside doesn't help.

but the wrecks...?

damn rednecks

Well it's her stepmom's fault

No way. NASCAR is sooo lame...

NASCAR itself is boring but the parties in the infield are badass

Legitable?? I think you mean legitimate. There is no reason you should miss your childs wedding, unless you're on your deathbed.

Legitable. New word of the day.

Your use of the word legitable just goes to show how low of an IQ people who watch NASCAR have.

fail

He's first. He's just too stupid to know how to reply.

lol 38

no im not stupid. your just a mother ******

No, you're stupid.

true!