Today, I got called a "politically correct loser" by a woman at the supermarket, all because I said I didn't want to find out the gender of my baby until birth. FML
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Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was called a "transphobic bigot" at work because I told my coworker, a trans woman, that her clothing and behaviour were disrespectful and inadequate for the workplace. I'm also a trans woman. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clearly disagreed. FML
Today, I was called to be told I'm fired for not showing up for my shift. I guess she didn't check her voice message to see that I gave birth last night. FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML
Today, the local gossip was in line behind me at the shop. She saw me buying pregnancy tests. The good news is that I'm not pregnant. The bad news is that she'll definitely have everyone thinking I am. FML
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Top comments
MassiDelta 28
Some people just shouldn't open their mouths...
dianweber 3
It's okay that's your decision
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Comments (104)
worldclassrager 41
You could just say it's too early to tell if someone asks
SweetasCandy0609 28
first of all that would only work for so long and second of OP shouldn't have to lie about it it's her baby and her choice she shouldn't have to explain why she is choosing to keep it a suprise,congrats OP having a baby is blessing ignore the ignorant women, I also hope that you do an update after the baby is born so we know what you are having and what you named the baby.
writerchic85 26
No you would only be a PC loser if after your baby was born you refused to say whether it was a boy or girl for fear of early labeling.
WOTAN1488 24
Such FYL. You must feel so bad. I'm so, so sorry... XD
pete9913 23
Then she'll defend people that really are being PC. I'm just not sure how your desire makes you PC.
TheShiningSlime 5
you best embrace the gender more and more people don't want to
DBJ99 14
How does that even make sense?! You didn't say anything politically incorrect/correct
Ipsum629 13
that's like saying people who don't like the name Gretchen are hippies. it makes no sense.
OneTrackMind 17
That doesn't really even make sense
CluelessKitKat 18
I'd like to know how that even makes sense. And it's really none of that lady's business. It's you and your partners' decision. Also, to everyone saying you need to know the gender to know what colors to paint nursery, etc: There are plenty of gender neutral colored paints and themes out there for this purpose. Not to mention, finding out the gender of your child is a very modern concept to begin with.
militarybrat 21
Its because you said gender and not sex. But that would be politically incorrect do idk lol. FYL though because it is none of her business.