By Anonymous - 26/05/2009 09:18 - Greece 8 0 27 16 Today, I hired an exterminator to get the roaches out of the house I am renting. I came back from work and went to my bathroom, noticing that he used the plunger to unclog the toilet after he took a dump. After $150, there was shit all over my floor and plunger, and roaches still in my kitchen. FML I agree, your life sucks 60 619 You deserved it 3 808 Tweet Share
By fmlsrsly - 25/03/2009 16:43 - United States 9 1 9 33 Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML I agree, your life sucks 69 397 You deserved it 30 209 Tweet Share