After vacation

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

That's that, then

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

Classy.

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

Oh, hello

Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

Classic lineup

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

Privacy

Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML