Intimacy: Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend...

By Now Single - 03/04/2011 08:06 - Reserved

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2019 18:00

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Sunday 3 April 2011 16:10

Yikes! Bet you never saw THAT coming! FYL indeed!

crazedguy 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:11

did you join in?

Comments

emodude44 0

Monday 4 April 2011 13:12

Sodo-maaaaaaaaaaaaaay! C'mon everybody! Sodo-maaaaaaaaaaaaaay Sodo-maaaaaasaaaaaaay Sodomy! YAY

emodude44 0

Monday 4 April 2011 13:28

KY: His... and also His!

Stoneyyay 5

Monday 4 April 2011 13:48

Rofl love it!! You shoulda totally joined in XD let ur brother touch ur bf while he touches you!

Fici 0

Monday 4 April 2011 13:49

Wallace again? lol Scott pilgrim vs the world reference

cod3rEd 2

Monday 4 April 2011 16:07

what if they weren't having sex , just "snuggling" eachothers assholes .

AFwifeKern 0

Monday 4 April 2011 17:20

Wtf! Hope they weren't doin nething

krahs 0

Monday 4 April 2011 17:46

but then you could have a threesome ;)

Anna173 0

Monday 4 April 2011 20:25

Threesome? haha jkjkjk totally discusting!!! my god! PLEASE tell me you broke up and kicked ur brothers ass?!!

pimpadelic12 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 6:28

 Sexy;)

Georgie_chick 0

Monday 4 April 2011 22:22

ewwww burn your sheets and kick them both in the nads

bubble25_fml 5

Monday 4 April 2011 22:36

on the plus side, she can go from girlfriend to fag hag!

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