Intimacy: Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend...

By Now Single - 03/04/2011 08:06 - Reserved

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2019 18:00

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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Oh, hello

By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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Classic lineup

By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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suri23 11

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:10

Yikes! Bet you never saw THAT coming! FYL indeed!

crazedguy 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:11

did you join in?

Comments

melissaxDD 1

Monday 4 April 2011 5:05

nasty shit....

julian24245 0

Monday 4 April 2011 5:21

Maybe they were waiting for you, like a threesome you know?

ptowngirl723 0

Monday 4 April 2011 5:34

happens to the best of us.

ErinKidCannibal_fml 0

Monday 4 April 2011 5:51

I find this pretty cute idea. Whether Op is boy or girl, it's cute but a FML worthy way of finding out.

rockefoe 6

Monday 4 April 2011 6:45

AAAAAAAAAAAAWKWARD!!!!!!!!

lilnayray199 0

Monday 4 April 2011 6:48

ouch ouch. scarred for life..

everyday_normal_ 0

Monday 4 April 2011 7:06

has anyone looked at her name

jeffreebitch 0

Monday 4 April 2011 7:11

that's sexy!! gave me a boner;)

pimpadelic12 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 15:02

 lolz

Jrefinne 7

Monday 4 April 2011 7:16

How many guys fantasize about the same thing with girls? Ah, double standards.

Evan318 0

Monday 4 April 2011 7:36

there getting bromance

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