Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML
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Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I saw a dog trying to attack a man. I have experience working with aggressive dogs, so I pulled the dog off him and got it under control. The man punched me in the face for not having my dog on a leash. It wasn't my dog. I don't even own a dog. FML
Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML
Today, I almost got attacked by a dog. The dog that occupies the same house as I do. The reason? He didn't recognize me because - get this - I was wearing a beanie. A hat made me unrecognizable to my dog. FML
Today, I was shopping when I got charged at by a really big dog, causing me to panic and fall. The store won’t do anything because the cunt of an owner lied and said it’s her “service dog.” FML
Today, my 175-pound rottweiler I've raised since a puppy watched me get jumped and robbed of my phone and money in my yard. An hour later, he hopped the fence and chased the mail man down the street after he leaned on the fence for a second. FML
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lyndifluff 6
the poodle doesn't bother me. but I would like to know why your dog thought you were a burglar. lol
shannonreneee 11
I am confused at why it's so hard to explain that your dog attacked you. Owning a poodle, fair enough though.
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Comments (161)
Niki0308 0
Why do you have a poodle again?
All_I_Need 4
Caring about what people might think of you because of their silly stereotypes is the real FML. I wasn't supposed to be answering to #17
All_I_Need 4
By the way, learn the origin of the breed, poodles are far from being cute little dogs gay and grandmas own and put a coat on for fashion.
AnotherChemMajor 0
Lets hope it was a standard poodle... You know what they say about toy poodle's owners....
rizzosierra 0
don't tell anyone idiot
extradorkyloser 4
What's so wrong about owning a poodle? They're incredibly smart and loyal dogs. I'm disappointed in people who think little of this wonderful breed. Obviously, you are in the wrong with the event that happens. And, at 25, you should know that you don't need to explain anything to anyone. You chose that dog, be proud of it.
the_adriator 2
Hey, poodles can be badass. In "Faust," the devil first appears as a black poodle who then MORPHS INTO THE DAMN DEVIL. I never thought of them the same way after that. The regular ones, anyway, not the mini ones.
RainbowHeadache 2
Depends on the kind of poodle you own. Those gargantuan ones or a tea cup. Now that I think about it.. Either way, you own a poodle. YDI
iwadasn 33
Why would you have to specifically tell people that you own a poodle? Just say your dog attacked you and don't mention the breed.
MegamiKaosu 28
guess what, guess what!!!!........ you don't need to say it was a poodle to begin with "(time) my dog thought I was a burglar!" if they ask... it's a curly haired mutt owe