Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML
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Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I saw a dog trying to attack a man. I have experience working with aggressive dogs, so I pulled the dog off him and got it under control. The man punched me in the face for not having my dog on a leash. It wasn't my dog. I don't even own a dog. FML
Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML
Today, I almost got attacked by a dog. The dog that occupies the same house as I do. The reason? He didn't recognize me because - get this - I was wearing a beanie. A hat made me unrecognizable to my dog. FML
Today, I was shopping when I got charged at by a really big dog, causing me to panic and fall. The store won’t do anything because the cunt of an owner lied and said it’s her “service dog.” FML
Today, my 175-pound rottweiler I've raised since a puppy watched me get jumped and robbed of my phone and money in my yard. An hour later, he hopped the fence and chased the mail man down the street after he leaned on the fence for a second. FML
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lyndifluff 6
the poodle doesn't bother me. but I would like to know why your dog thought you were a burglar. lol
shannonreneee 11
I am confused at why it's so hard to explain that your dog attacked you. Owning a poodle, fair enough though.
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Comments (161)
heddurhowza 1
You, sir, just made my day :^)
Dani3l86 6
People tend to forget poodles are hunting dogs and that funky haircut is like that because the fur would soak up water and pulled them under when feching prey from lakes so hunters left fur only to cover vital parts
basketofminks 6
Dude, poodles are badass. Own it.
Ugi 27
Poodles were bread as hunting dogs! Nothing gay about that.
Kk_Waylen24 21
Oooh embarrassing
ScenicSubterfuge 39
OR explaining that your OWN poodle attacked you. THAT is embarrassing. In actuality though, poodles are very aggressive, especially as they get older (as their eyesight degrades quickly)
springacres 5
I see nothing wrong with a man owning a poodle. However, I definitely feel for your having to explain why your highly intelligent dog thought you were a burglar.
B0nb0N09 12
Poodles are AWESOME
Azncrazy95 13
Poodles were actually bred to be hunting dogs :P
happysmile987 24
What's wrong with a poodle?