Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I saw a dog trying to attack a man. I have experience working with aggressive dogs, so I pulled the dog off him and got it under control. The man punched me in the face for not having my dog on a leash. It wasn't my dog. I don't even own a dog. FML
Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML
Today, I almost got attacked by a dog. The dog that occupies the same house as I do. The reason? He didn't recognize me because - get this - I was wearing a beanie. A hat made me unrecognizable to my dog. FML
Today, I was shopping when I got charged at by a really big dog, causing me to panic and fall. The store won’t do anything because the cunt of an owner lied and said it’s her “service dog.” FML
Today, my 175-pound rottweiler I've raised since a puppy watched me get jumped and robbed of my phone and money in my yard. An hour later, he hopped the fence and chased the mail man down the street after he leaned on the fence for a second. FML
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lyndifluff 6
the poodle doesn't bother me. but I would like to know why your dog thought you were a burglar. lol
shannonreneee 11
I am confused at why it's so hard to explain that your dog attacked you. Owning a poodle, fair enough though.
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Comments (161)
Zombie65 0
poodle........leave that part out lol
taelorrae011 0
uck, poodles are gross.
dasfro 2
wow ur a pussy, go play in traffic.
quadder 0
ydi for owning a poodle
BayBeezy 0
they're right..there's nothing wrong with having a poodle.......if you're a 12 yr old girl. bur get attacked by it!!??? my 55 pound (5 month old, may I add) German shepherd once thought I was a burglar but didn't go further than bark at me. the minute he heard my voice boy knew wasup. btw it's not the one in the pic, for you breed unknowledgeable ones....
jacie00 4
Shave your poodle and give it a mohawk. Make it look mean!
Dogbite1313 5
Poodles use to be used as hunting dogs for fowl! That's a great way to explain it and true.
devindominat 0
Don't worry man. It's a dog, it doesn't matter what type it is. your okay
suprmidgt 0
your dog thought you were a robber? sounds like your dog runs the house and you must pamper it. which actually explains both. you clearly need to learn more about dogs and stop feeling bad about telling it not to do things.
feralphoenix 4
29, you better run.. Chuck Norris hears everything.