Crystal_da_thing
Australia
Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML
Crystal_da_thing tells us more.
I'm the one who wrote the fml turns out it escaped from a traveling zoo
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patrickalamo 48
See no, hear no, speak no, monkeys. Just get attacked by one.
kittykath32 22
I hope you didn't go completely bananas.
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Comments (107)
Tarlachia 33
It just proves that everything in Australia is trying to kill you. Even the monkeys!
trevorsw1987 10
only in zoos except for our ""prime"" minister
vikky538 29
lol...
jesuis_julie 21
Well that's bananas.
Sheepalicious 20
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle...
leopardwilliam 22
I got it
ajs1987 15
(insert monkey pun here)
jkp1291 25
Cool. Think how awesome that would be tell people.
kirbs19 37
Great story to have at a party's...
naTOtheBILL 12
Everything's out to get you in Australia. But I had some thing similar happen to me ?.
naTOtheBILL 12
Didn't mean to put the question mark lol
originaljosh 11
when you submit a comment there is an edit button right under it for a couple of minutes fyi
kurodansei 16
not on some mobile apps
deet124 11
Now that's bananas.
apk892 7
Go buy a lottery ticket. It's your lucky day!
Whoop_whoop 17
at least it was not a kangaroo