Animals: Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed...

Crystal_da_thing 29 January 2015, 10:10 Australia

Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML

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Crystal_da_thing 23

30 January 2015, 23:39

I'm the one who wrote the fml turns out it escaped from a traveling zoo

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patrickalamo 48

29 January 2015, 17:13

See no, hear no, speak no, monkeys. Just get attacked by one.

kittykath32 22

29 January 2015, 17:17

I hope you didn't go completely bananas.

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i_needa_username 17

30 January 2015, 21:27

I bet that was more fun than a barrel of monkeys!!

a1l2l2i3son 13

30 January 2015, 23:13

Australia is a continent, not a country. So it's very likely there are monkeys around their country, just not primarily in it.

KeannaLove 32

31 January 2015, 02:29

So Australia's not a country, yet they have monkeys running around said country? Makes perfect sense.

snailtracks 13

31 January 2015, 03:13

Australia is a continent AND a country...monkeys would have to swim a long way to get here from other countries..

Kallian_fml 21

31 January 2015, 06:16

Australia is a country, part of the continent of Oceania, which also includes New Zealand and some other islands. People calling Australia a continent is just an unfortunately common mistake.

fancy_98 19

31 January 2015, 08:27

#77 I, an actual Australian, can confirm that Australia is not a continent, it is in fact a country of it's own. Gosh is geography so bad in the USA.

Moonlit054563 8

2 February 2015, 18:05

You know, people always say how ignorant Americans are but for the most part we are actually educated and I daresay intelligent.. We just get remembered for the idiots.... Unfortunately they are so idiotic they get talked about for forever.

Crystal_da_thing 23

30 January 2015, 23:39

I'm the one who wrote the fml turns out it escaped from a traveling zoo

ilovesoccer1610 31

31 January 2015, 02:53

At least you'll have a funny story to tell everyone

MetalxSoldier 26

31 January 2015, 08:01

I guess they weren't monkeying around. But seriously I'm glad you're okay.

thefmlman2011 37

31 January 2015, 14:12

are you sure it wasn't Campbell Newman escaping his cage again?

doraaa01 7

4 February 2015, 04:05

Ehehe good one ^

cre8tvlylicnsd 14

11 February 2015, 00:22

My sister lives in Dubai. Her son almost got kidnapped by a monkey just last week! Some dude's pet monkey had gotten away from him and decided he wanted a baby doll.