Crystal_da_thing
Australia
Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML
Crystal_da_thing tells us more.
I'm the one who wrote the fml turns out it escaped from a traveling zoo
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patrickalamo 48
See no, hear no, speak no, monkeys. Just get attacked by one.
kittykath32 22
I hope you didn't go completely bananas.
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Comments (107)
garf3265 12
at least you got to see a monkey
xninix_fml 36
But they were also attacked. Still I guess it would be pretty cool to see a monkey.
xluciferx666 21
Unfortunately there are human beings who buy exotic animals when they have no idea how to care for them
InsaneInsanity 10
and where are you
xninix_fml 36
The location says Australia.
mosquito19 14
you don't supposed to have cane toads either.
Secret_Ninjaa 35
Monkey see, monkey doo.
ThePieGuy0817 29
Apparently, even things that aren't even supposed to be in Australia want to kill you in Australia.
CanCann 16
This will soUnc dumb...but I'm American so there countries probably expect it of me...now I have to google monkey laws in other countries!
BBeffedmylife 28
Um... What?
MzZombicidal 36
...they didn't mean there was a law prohibiting monkeys. They meant monkeys just aren't there other than from zoos. It's not natural for the monkeys.
milehigh52 22
At least it wasn't Ceasar. He would have attacked you then freaked you out by speaking.
alanharvey15 13
well at least it wasn't kangaroo jack
waroftheroses 16
I am from Queensland Australia and grew up out bush. I can confirm that there are no monkeys ect in the wild in Straya. Its a beautiful country despite the killer wild life :)