Animals: Today, I noticed a spot of water on the floor. I thought my cats...

By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 15:57 - United States

Today, I noticed a spot of water on the floor. I thought my cats had spilled a cup of water and didn't worry about it. I went to a meeting and when I came back, my entire apartment was flooded with 3 inches of water. FML

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By robbyrabbit - 11/11/2010 07:41 - United States

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By KitchenFlooder - 01/02/2018 01:30

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By refines - 23/09/2017 16:00

Today, I woke up to my living room covered in 8 cm of water. My $2k computer was on that floor. FML

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By Moe - 23/01/2009 12:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I went back to my flat after a night on the town and staying at my girlfriend's. My flat was flooded. I had been sick in the sink and left the tap on all night. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2014 20:53 - United States - Canton

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

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By wetandhungry - 06/10/2016 13:11 - United States - Houston

Today, I came home to find water dripping from the ceiling in my apartment laundry room/pantry. All of my groceries were ruined. Maintenance's suggestion? "Put a bucket under it." FML

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perdix 29

Wednesday 28 October 2009 19:23

Why did your cats keep spilling glasses of water? Why do you keep so much water in glasses? It seems that if you have cats, this kind of CATastrophe could have been anticipated.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Wednesday 28 October 2009 20:13

Did you do a backstroke to your bedroom?

Comments

perdix 29

Wednesday 28 October 2009 19:23

Why did your cats keep spilling glasses of water? Why do you keep so much water in glasses? It seems that if you have cats, this kind of CATastrophe could have been anticipated.

Spagneti 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 19:25

Ahaha, you clever person. OP - was there even a glass of water near where the spill was..?

Witchcraft_fml 4

Wednesday 28 October 2009 20:08

It was a true CATaclysm.

robbotheking 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 20:33

Sounds CATastrophic.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Wednesday 28 October 2009 21:05

I wonder if the OP had CATadromous fish migrating to his apartment to breed?

Starchild21 3

Wednesday 28 October 2009 21:24

Don't fishies give a bad illness that anyone can CATch? ________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

Zhejan 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 21:26

I don't understand how these FMLs are CATegorized

perdix 29

Wednesday 28 October 2009 21:37

Thanks, Witchy-poo, for the eduCATional comment. I had to look up CATadromous. It was CApiTalized differently, though.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Thursday 29 October 2009 2:16

Always glad to help. Erm, and so this comment fits in with the others... ...CAT.

ScaryyMary 14

Thursday 29 October 2009 2:21

These comments are so CATty... or are they CrAfTy?

W33nie 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 4:47

i don't like cats. dogs are awesome though

Mx_Rider 6

Thursday 29 October 2009 7:58

Cat fail

spade1997 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 8:30

ur picture will give me nightmares

UltimateGIRness 16

Friday 29 June 2012 6:50

Maybe they have bo(the little girl from signs)in their house.if you don't understand look it up

jackkerouc9 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 19:27

Maybe your "cats" made it a team effort to flood your house.

Bloodknight 22

Wednesday 28 October 2009 19:32

Even if you didn't know there was a leak somewhere in your house, who the hell leaves spilled water on the ground?! YDI!

__no_one__ 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 20:21

OP didn't say he didn't wipe it up, just he didn't think too much about why the spilled water was on the floor in the first place.

ozymandias_fml 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 19:41

Yeah, that's what you get for not taking care of your rental property. If you had done the responsible thing in the first place, this would be a non-issue.