Today, I got an e-mail from a guy I'd had a one night stand with. He wanted to get together to talk about it. Turns out he's in rehab and he wanted to address the biggest mistakes he'd ever made in his life. I am a on a drug addict's list of regrets. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I, someone who has experienced only one romantic relationship in my 35 years (which ended 8 years ago), was hit on by a homeless drug felon client at work. FML
Today, I drunk texted a guy I like. We'd met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really hit it off with. Then he admitted that he was a recovering heroin addict and had to cut our date short to go to the methadone clinic. When I got home, I realized that my wallet was missing $40. I think he lied about the "recovering" part. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been pursuing for six months doesn't date people in recovery. That's literally how we met. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why the guy I took home from the bar seemed to understand everything about me instantly was because he was my ex's secret drug dealer. FML
Today, I found out that while I was attending AA meetings to help understand how to help my boyfriend of 7 years when he got back from rehab, that he was not in rehab at all. He was on vacation. With his wife. FML
Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend over and over again and he never answered. His mom just called me and asked how I was holding up. I asked her what she meant and she had to tell me he checked himself into rehab because he was addicted to heroin. FML
Today, while trying to have a serious conversation with my husband about his drug use over text, he came home. Drunk. FML
Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML
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Top comments
npk1112 0
yeah...one night stands are something a lot of people regret. Maybe you shouldn't be so easy.
joyride 0
I don't know why you're so offended. In rehab, one of the steps is making an inventory of everything you did that was harmful to yourself, that you regretted. One Night Stands aren't usually anyone's high points.
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Comments (78)
sunshyne84_fml 0
how did he get ur email? anyway I wouldnt worry about it too much, not like he was ur ex
qwertyuiop8989 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! sucks to be you!
bonare0607 0
I don't think your life is f*cked, but I don't think you deserved it. It probably isn't a personal thing; rather, he regrets having had a one night stand, not necessarily sleeping with you. Obviously, since he's in rehab, he wants to start living a different lifestyle and this is something he was to reconcile with himself.
Neenertastic 0
agreed with the no worries on that one, he may be thinking of you and maybe you were a turning point for him in a good way, so be flattered? get checked out, too, to be on the safe side. and lol @ 19
mayorkl 0
What is wrong with most of you prudish a$$holes? One night stands are like the cherry topping on the sundae of going out on the weekend in your 20s! The rest of you prostylitizing DBs need to back off and leave the poor girl alone...Her life is effed because he found her, not because of the one night stand...
peepschickie 0
It's part of the 12 step program where you right down a list of people you have wronged. Perhaps a one night stand in his mind is wrong to do to a woman. Don't be offended, it's part of his recovery :)
Sassinak 0
@20: I would suggest that a one night stand is equally the fault of all of the parties involved.
DramaQ 0
ahha OMG such comedy!!!
ronburgundy 0
probably regrets it because it was a one night stand for you too ... probably wishes he treated YOU better
kandy_fml 0
First of all, how much of a sexist do you have to be to judge the OP for having sex? Honestly. And secondly, to the OP, I wouldn't feel bad. Like #2 said, one night stands aren't usually something people are proud of, but that doesn't make you a **** or a *****.