Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
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Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Halfway through dinner, I noticed my mascara was smudging, so I tried to discreetly wipe it off with my napkin. As I looked up, my date was staring at me with wide eyes. Apparently, I had smeared it all over my face and I looked like a raccoon. He didn’t even offer to help me fix it, just smirked. FML
Today, I spent ages getting dressed up for a date I’ve been excited for. I even put on cologne for the first time in forever. When I arrived at the restaurant, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. I spent the entire meal pretending to be “really into the conversation” while internally panicking about how I was going to pay. It didn't end well. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, date night with my boyfriend. I had my makeup done, fake lashes, etc. He was staring at me and I thought, "Oh, he loves how my eyes look" so I started flirting a lot, fluttering my lashes. We then took a pic and saw my lashes were falling, so I asked, ”Were they like that the whole night?” He replied, “Yeah, it looked weird.” FML
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Top comments
GigaPudding_fml 24
Look at it at the bright side! you never have to bring make-up to his house! :)
Jrefinne 7
Aww, how brave of him.
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Comments (247)
izzabella43 0
you going out with andy sixx? jared leto? gerad way???
dotmyg0t 0
They're all gay, I'd love to have them in me.
StuffedNinja 0
... ******* creep.
bfmv95mm 0
Gerard Way has a wife, and Jared Leto is A-sexual.
5t3ff1k4h 47
33 - You forgot Billie Joe Armstrong.
BeccaMCR4 0
Gerard Way doesn't wear makeup. He did that for Revenge and Black Parade. They all chose to be natural for Danger Days. Just thought I should educate you before you make this sort of a comment again.
ItCldBeWorse 1
Well look on the bright side, at least you'll have something in common.
mariannmusic 0
I think you're all being very judgemental. if the guy wants to wear mascara, so be it. OP doesn't seem to have noticed it before, so i don't really see the problem
Fsvb 32
I think no one should wear make up.. It's not good for your skin, a waste of money, superficial, fake and almost always tested on animals.
pinkspaceboundro 0
how can you say makeup is not good for your skin and a waste of money- when you have piercings? clearly that's not good for your skin either
monnanon 14
Make up isn't too bad as long as you remember to remove it before you sleep and there are full ranges that do no testing on animals.
SteelCladAngel 0
small hole in skin isn't as bad as loading your skin with chemicals....js and 38 we have 2-3 all natural makeups at the store I shop at and one of the lines is organic..... you think vegans and vegetarians are gonna test on animals??
1badjuju 6
38 I'm sorry to tell you but you are mislead. Mary Kay's make up has vitamins A C & E in they're mineral colors so it's actually good for your skin when you wear it. They also were one of the first companies to stop animal testing. So, there is good make up out there, you just have to look for it. I'm definitely not saying you have to use Mary Kay or promoting them in any way (they are just the company I use) I'm just saying there are companies out there and you just need to find them.
luluq 0
my makeup is really good for my skin and animal friendly and I think maybe you should simmer down before you go clumping all humans (besides the perfect ones like you) together.
pinkspaceboundro 0
I do have piercings and FYI a small hole in the skin is worse than putting "chemicals" on your face. intact- piercings are a breeding zone for bacteria. look it up. intact. if you have facial piercings, they won't even let you donate blood until they are fully closed- why bc risk of infection. they don't turn down people wearing makeup however.
a_nutritionist 10
@77 and what exactly do you think the vitamins A, C and E are going to do to make up for the clogging of the pores? i mean, i see nothing wrong with make up if people wanna wear it, but to claim its not unhealthy because it has vitamins in it is kinda weak.
ReynshineCutting 10
Not all make up clogs your pores and if you wash your face you can get whatever got in them out. Not to mention you're more likely to wash your face if you wear makeup than if you don't, so if you don't you'll have more dirt and oil in your pores.
5t3ff1k4h 47
112 - Thank you for using your head. 108 - Not all makeup clogs pores. I use many different brands and I find that most of them don't clog my pores. Why? Because I wash it off at night! Even if I forget to wash it off, I don't usually break out from it. I have naturally blemish prone skin, and if not washing my makeup off one night doesn't make me break out, then it must not be that pore clogging.
monnanon 14
@90 I dont know where you've heard that but the rules for tattoos and piercings in the UK are after 12 months you can give blood again. Once the piercing is healed (at most 3 months) there should be no infection getting into the blood through it. Unless you meant a healed piercing instead of the hole healed over then I withdraw most of this comment :)
a_nutritionist 10
@112 first, you shouldnt be regularly washing your face. second, leaving something on your face all day, washing it off at night and reapplying the next day is not healthy. im not saying dont do it, im not saying its really bad for you, it just isnt healthy. the long term effects of it are simply bad skin and ageing. its not going to kill you, its unlikely to hurt you, but to claim its healthy is ridiculous. this is all im going to say on the matter.
Nono97_fml 10
Try Forever Living Product's Sonya collection. Its 100% natural, makes you look younger and is defin8ly not tested on animals(and its also d 1 I use) :D
pinkspaceboundro 0
sweet! I would have gave him some that would have made his eyes look voluptuous!!!
Osito2011 9
hey wanted to look hot for you. or it could be that he is a goth kid and was just teying to impress you
Quest_ 13
So it's okay for you to wear makeup but not him? Some people are so happy to define themselves and others by what genitals they have. It just seems weird.
limblessorphan 4
don't worry, everybody loves a hoolahoop
mattrd_fml 31
that's as bad as that stupid "guy-liner." FYL
allthatremains25 0
he just wanted to look his best for you!(: