Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
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Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Halfway through dinner, I noticed my mascara was smudging, so I tried to discreetly wipe it off with my napkin. As I looked up, my date was staring at me with wide eyes. Apparently, I had smeared it all over my face and I looked like a raccoon. He didn’t even offer to help me fix it, just smirked. FML
Today, I spent ages getting dressed up for a date I’ve been excited for. I even put on cologne for the first time in forever. When I arrived at the restaurant, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. I spent the entire meal pretending to be “really into the conversation” while internally panicking about how I was going to pay. It didn't end well. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, date night with my boyfriend. I had my makeup done, fake lashes, etc. He was staring at me and I thought, "Oh, he loves how my eyes look" so I started flirting a lot, fluttering my lashes. We then took a pic and saw my lashes were falling, so I asked, ”Were they like that the whole night?” He replied, “Yeah, it looked weird.” FML
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Top comments
GigaPudding_fml 24
Look at it at the bright side! you never have to bring make-up to his house! :)
Jrefinne 7
Aww, how brave of him.
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Comments (247)
mk58 31
Awkwaaard!
alone_unafraid 0
MISCERS UNITE!
_streets_ 19
Well...at least he cares about his looks??
chiddy_bang71 0
in a very feminine way
ncvolley123 8
holagranola 15
did you let him borrow your eyeliner as well ?
RayMo_fml 1
#17 you have really long fingers
yousodi 10
guyliner lol is the new thing ya know :p
holagranola 15
haha everyone keeps saying that but I don't think they're that long !(;
muscleglasses 0
guyscara.. some people look good in it, others just don't. imagine a white fat dude with it.. ugh.
ariestiger15 0
that the joke idiot
beklyon 7
Actually it's manscara and this *does* exist.
sassypants93 17
Wow, 25 was just making a joke that a guy would be gay to wear mascara, not trying to kill the first joke. Way to go with rating it negative because you can't figure it out...
lindseyluvszac 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
No offence to any men (or women for that matter) on this site, but I would NEVER date a guy who wears make-up. Thete's something kinda strange about a man making that kind of request.
mfjkr 10
it's the photoshop effect
pinkspaceboundro 0
okay- and what about rock stars?!!
ariestiger15 0
24. do u have something against men wearing make up? I think there is nothing wrong wig a guy who wears make up. I prob wouldn't date one but l have nothing against is
dotmyg0t 0
Go to school.
monnanon 14
Yes theres something very strange about actors who have to wear it as part of their jobs and rock star who wear it quite a lot. I would be a little bit funny of a man in full on drag make up because that just isn't my taste but i wouldn't date a woman with make up like that either. A wee bit of masscara and chapstick is fine on guys as far as im concerned. Men have every right to wear it, both women and men wore it in ancient Egypt and other ancient cultures, its only a modern and mostly western stigma that stops men wearing make up.
fymother 13
a western and heteronormative stigma!
RayMo_fml 1
that's exactly what she said.. she said NO OFFENCE; she wouldn't date a guy in make up.
julialoves0521 0
someone under stands
hisgirlherboy 5
not that I like it myself but why is it so wrong for guys to express themselves? girls are "aloud" to do it why not guys?
Felipeg33 0
*allowed... kthxbai :)
xXscream_girlXx 0
Thats your opinions. my fiancé wears eyeliner every day. It looks good on him.
James64138 26
Not really. If girls can wear makeup, so can guys. Girls were always complaining about not being able to serve in the military and have the same rights as men. So guys should be able to wear makeup. It's actually good when someone cares about their looks.
dizzaymizlizzay 11
I totally love when guys wear eyeliner, but I tend to date musicians. I have a guy friend who is naturally a blond. He has a cool style, wears mascara every day otherwise his eyelashes are invisible. Looks good on him!
piehunter1 0
I take offense I'm not gay but some guys look good in makeup and can pull it off unlike some girls.
Kurik0 12
did you know high heels were made for men. but women started wearing them to look more manly and men stopped wearing them cause women started wearing them... in ancient Egypt both men and women wore Carmen for their lips and kohl on their eyes.... just a random tid bit of info..
becccers 14
do you wear make-up?
thatnucca 36
Lmao... I guess you're not the only one trying to look pretty for this date...
rhysfucker 24
mascara is one thing. if he asks what size bra or panties you wear, it's time to run...
EnterChoose 1
Manscara.
rhysfucker 24
sorry..new word for me ;)
missy1228 2
everyone wants to feel pretty once in awhile
Jasonf6 0
Because only women can wear make- up? how single minded of you OP.
marissasix 0
lucky, guys who wear makeup are sexy!! I would ve happy.