Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
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Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Halfway through dinner, I noticed my mascara was smudging, so I tried to discreetly wipe it off with my napkin. As I looked up, my date was staring at me with wide eyes. Apparently, I had smeared it all over my face and I looked like a raccoon. He didn’t even offer to help me fix it, just smirked. FML
Today, I spent ages getting dressed up for a date I’ve been excited for. I even put on cologne for the first time in forever. When I arrived at the restaurant, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. I spent the entire meal pretending to be “really into the conversation” while internally panicking about how I was going to pay. It didn't end well. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, date night with my boyfriend. I had my makeup done, fake lashes, etc. He was staring at me and I thought, "Oh, he loves how my eyes look" so I started flirting a lot, fluttering my lashes. We then took a pic and saw my lashes were falling, so I asked, ”Were they like that the whole night?” He replied, “Yeah, it looked weird.” FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24
Look at it at the bright side! you never have to bring make-up to his house! :)
Jrefinne 7
Aww, how brave of him.
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Comments (247)
MufMuf_fml 5
At least he didn't ask for lip gloss and guy-liner to go with it...
5t3ff1k4h 47
...Because he already had that on.
justanotherrando_fml 2
More like fagscara
StartLivingInThe 0
Maybe he decided he didn't want to date her and was looking for reasons to make her call it off?
iLoveBoobies21 0
your date's a ******, op. one bigass ******.
alone_unafraid 0
I'm sorry that you're dating (hopefully not any more) a complete metro. I recommend finding a man that's, well, a man. What a fag.
autumnxxbottom 0
awkward..... lol
alone_unafraid 0
wow, I'm sorry that you found him. I recommended you find a man that is, well, actually a man. What a ***.
taytoc 10
what's wrong with men trying to look nice? men have insecurities to and maybe he is trying to cover his with a little make-up. if girls do it why can't guys.
fordman21 0
did he ask u for a tampon and some midol too?? lol
Shadow_Phantom 26
I don't see how this is a FML. So your life is ****** because a guy asked you for some makeup...?