Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML
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Today, I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library for most of the night so that my roommate and his friends would believe that I have a social life. FML
Today, I came home from a New Year's party wearing a shower curtain and nothing else. FML
Today, I hosted a New Year’s Eve party, but everyone left at 11:45 PM to go to another party because "it sounded more fun." I rang in the new year alone. FML
Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML
Today, I got dressed up in my best attire and drove an hour to my family Christmas, only to find out it was canceled, and nobody bothered to tell me. FML
Today, I got dressed, did my hair, carefully applied my makeup, sprayed myself with perfume, grabbed my bag and put on my coat. I got to the door, and then realised that I had nowhere to go, nothing to do and none of my friends were answering my calls. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML
Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
drink alone! woooooo!!
jamila123 5
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iranoutofnames 6
my party was bumpin, you shoulda come with me!
singer4life666 0
You didn't need to pretend with your family,pathetic.
teiso_fml 0
First: If you wanted to go out, you could have always made plans with your own friends instead of waiting to be invited somewhere. Secondly: If you weren't faking that you were already going out, maybe one of your siblings might have let you go to theirs.
thecirclingskies 0
I did the same thing. In fact I invented about sixteen names of other people who were going to be at the party, giving them intricate personalities so I could make comments like "Matt will probably go somewhere else with Ellen because they don't like parties too much." and "Connor will get there early in order to eat everything then **** everyone, in that order." When my family had all left, I went back to the basement.
spitfire35 3
You fail more than the OP. I hope Connor ***** you in your dreams.
cherylface 13
That is completely delusional.
iplaywow 0
.............that is the saddest thing i have ever read on this site..........FYL, FYL x1000 thecirclingskies, i may have social anxiety, but even i have some friends
frocher 0
Disturbing.
alexandraa_fml 0
I second this.
JayC_22 0
Lol # 15 is funny.
gilly011 0
pictures or it didnt happen. lol
FortuneFaded 0
Your life is not really ****** though, is it? There are usually always opportunities to go and make friends.
KayleighNikole 0
Omg I am so sorry. that is pretty ****** up.
cookies_for_you 0
who cares if you didn't have any plans for new years? the fml here is that it's just pathetic you feel the need to lie about something like that.