Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML
Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I seized in the shower, making me trip over the edge of the tub, which is when I then smashed my face against an open toilet and broke my nose. Thank you epilepsy. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
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morningwoody 0
You do not need him anyway. Go find someone who really care about you.
vev_fml 0
Yeah, on one hand it sucks, on the other, you are better off without him. Good luck!
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Comments (132)
gordonburkholder 0
that guy is a huge jerk. if my girlfriend had a seizure, I would bring her flowers and chicken soup at the hospital and do whatever the heck she wanted for 48 hours when she was recovering.
Ashbashcrashed 0
Aww! A decent human being :) People who said she deserved it: heartless bastards, the lot of you.
TheWannabeAuthor 6
I agree 100%. Completely heartless.
Powahouse 0
Oh, jesus. This one is bad. You should probably just beat the shit out of him.
HighLife19 0
Oh my, Hon....slap him across the face a few times, then kick him in the balls. He is one massive piece of shit.
fourzerofour 0
Uh... oh wow. You really don't need to be with a guy who's that much of an asshole and intolerant... I mean, if my girlfriend (well if I had one anymore that is), had any sort of medical problem, she would receive any support she needed to cope with it, and I would obviously not be embarrassed. Hell I'd probably kick someone in the face if they insulted her about it. tl;dr: Your boyfriend was an ass, so you can do better.
megmegmegmeg 0
your boyfriend is a d-bag. you deserve so much better sweetie. find a guy that will take care of you and not be ashamed of you.
Igor_g5 0
What a Jerkoff. Hope God blesses him with some equal to or worse than epilepsy in return. You're good to be rid of him.
omg2funny 1
This is what happens when you date 5 year olds... They are self centered & narcissists... I hope you are not with him & found someone with someone who has an IQ level greater than that of a pebble...
cellphoneaddict1 0
honey, he's a total douche bag. what the hell was his prob? he's a selfish bastard who needs to learn a few more lessons in life. don't let some brat like him get to you.
J0gby 0
guys can act more like girls than girls can
bittersweet1 0
What an asshole