Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML
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Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML
Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I seized in the shower, making me trip over the edge of the tub, which is when I then smashed my face against an open toilet and broke my nose. Thank you epilepsy. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
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morningwoody 0
You do not need him anyway. Go find someone who really care about you.
vev_fml 0
Yeah, on one hand it sucks, on the other, you are better off without him. Good luck!
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JayDan0521 0
I was diagnosed with epilepsy back in 1991 and have had more seizures in public than not. I also recently got out of a relationship with someone who was incapable of handling me during and after a seizure. Post seizure is the worst as you are unable to care for yourself while your body tries to recover. Hang in there and i am sure you will find someone who will be not only able, but wanting to help you. I have.
maiximillion 0
urh! sorry guy what a prick xxx
jennifer5 6
Damn. Im sorry. Ive had epilepsy for 3 and a half years and it sucks. Luckly ive only had 2 seizures in that time. would the ass hole have dumped you if you had some other condition? Why would you dump someone for something they cant help. Its a good thing too. Because now you know how it would have been later on. Its better sooner than later i guess. If he would have stayed, and gone with you to the hospital or whatever the situation then I would say he was a keeper. I would get a lot of revenge! clear wrap his car. thats fun, because its hard to get off.
L0VEPiNK07 0
your ex is a douchebag. you're better off without him.
AnnoyingFlamingo 0
Of course it is embarrasing. He shouldn't have broken up with you, but if you have a kid a he/she ***** all over the McDonalds play structure, you would be embarrased. Maybe not to the extent of ending a relationship though. It's like winning the special olympics. Your still ******* retarded no matter what. You see know. It's okay for him to be embarrassed, even if it wasn't your fault.
Jaguaress 2
I'm sorry that he did that to you. You deserve a lot better than him. In time, you'll realize he did you a favor. Good luck.
roadrunner189 0
why is it several of these have made reference to "olive garden?" should i not go to olive garden cuz something bad happens after? lol
animallover0821 2
Yea he is a jerk! your better than him anyway.
remmyulove 0
what a douche
anonymous69_fml 0
don't have seizures due to epilepsy