Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML
Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I seized in the shower, making me trip over the edge of the tub, which is when I then smashed my face against an open toilet and broke my nose. Thank you epilepsy. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
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morningwoody 0
You do not need him anyway. Go find someone who really care about you.
vev_fml 0
Yeah, on one hand it sucks, on the other, you are better off without him. Good luck!
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Comments (132)
Djtvdougui 0
the fact that she's pretty compensates the thrown-up French kiss..lol
ilovezacefron 0
im epileptic too and that is so unfair of him. he's a dick. truthbringer you're a jerk! people with epilepsy cant control their seizures. they just happen sometimes. its not her fault and she shouldnt be embarrassed by this. she is WAYYYY better off without him. he shouldnt be embarrassed by her seizure in public. he should help her and tell her its okay when she wakes up. be a good boyfriend. not one thats embarrassed by her condition thats NOT HER FAULT! she cant help that she has epilepsy. no one can. if people could help it im pretty sure no one would have it.
ilovezacefron 0
you are the biggest asshole ever. ive had seizures in public. get your facts straight #22
ilovezacefron 0
flaminyawn: you are such a dick. seriously? let him **** you during a seizure in public? are you kidding?? that is the worst thing i have ever heard. seizures are the one of the scariest things ever and you are saying to let him **** her? wowww dick move right there.
VegHead13 0
Wow, this is the second FML today that said something bad happened to them while on a date at Olive Garden... I definitely aint taking my bf there anytime soon! lol
Diogen 0
he obviously never loved you. people who love you are supportive and selfless towards you. good riddance to him.
monkeyfrog4 0
what a jerk! anyway, FYL, im sorry :(
Shadow_vamp_503 2
That guy is a prick. Any one who thinks you deserve it should be deported to Anarctica...permanently. You are way better off without that douche. Find some one better, and heres hoping he sees you happy and in love with a caring guy, while he suffers a ****** up life
NumberZine 0
If he takes you to places as crappy as Olive Garden he must not like you very much anyway...
tzepprox 0
YDI for eating at olive garden.