Health: Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

By Anonymous - 12/05/2011 07:54

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

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By irony - 16/08/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 16:35 - United States

Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 17:11 - Germany

Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML

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By Moon_Glade - 03/06/2017 16:00

Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML

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By AHHH_REPTAR - 23/06/2016 04:54 - United States - Spearfish

Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML

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By Insensitive - 14/11/2009 22:26 - Australia

Today, I sent a get well card to my friend. it wasn't until after I got home from posting it did I realise that the stamps I put on the envelope had the phrase "Let's Get Active" on them with drawings of people playing sports. My friend is in a wheelchair. FML

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The ole paper cut excuse

By alliwantisabandaid - 11/02/2011 08:27

Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML

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By Chicketi - 11/02/2009 14:45 - Canada

Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

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By sero - 10/08/2022 04:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML

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By caitywebbkid - 11/12/2016 15:56 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Thursday 12 May 2011 15:57

The people who sent it are out to get you. Tomorrow, you will receive roses and cut yourself on them too.

LaughterofCorn 4

Thursday 12 May 2011 15:58

oh the irony :)

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Tsunami87 17

Thursday 12 May 2011 16:11

there's some irony right there for you

iLazy 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 16:13

Another reason to get well

amadais 1

Thursday 12 May 2011 16:16

well i hope you feel better

IbanezSprinter 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 16:21

ironic haha

Keyman1212 14

Thursday 12 May 2011 16:29

Hope you get well from that too.

enonymous 8

Thursday 12 May 2011 16:36

Get well on the outside Admiral Ackbar on the inside saying IT'S A TRAP

ZTD09 2

Friday 13 May 2011 6:09

TARP*

ItWasAllWorthIt 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 16:38

That he'll break his leg trying to get to.

HeavyMetalViking 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 16:48

Whoever sent you the card probably had the ability to tell the future. Did the card have a band-aid in the inside too?

thatclown 4

Thursday 12 May 2011 16:49

hahahahaha

jadee000 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 16:49

That's ironic

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