Miscellaneous: Today, I got a new laptop for Christmas. The picture on the box...

By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 12:43 - Australia

Today, I got a new laptop for Christmas. The picture on the box showed a woman balancing it on one finger to show how light it was, so I tried it myself. I dropped my laptop, breaking the hard drive and putting a massive crack down the screen. FML

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By OrlandoZ6 - 25/05/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I was laying down on my couch. My friend IM's me on my laptop to watch a video. It turned out that the video was one of those scary pop up's. I got so scared I dropped my laptop. The screen had a big crack. FML

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By bad_luck_chuck - 04/12/2017 15:00

Today, I got a Samsung Galaxy and opened the box to see a cracked screen. I showed the clerk and she said I must have dropped it. I hadn't moved since she handed me the box. FML

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By justplaindumb - 04/08/2016 00:48 - United States - Des Moines

Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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By Earths_Venus - 19/11/2009 22:31 - Australia

Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML

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By Hi-Tech - 03/03/2015 15:34 - Europe

Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML

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By chickenflavouredlaptop - 09/04/2018 01:30

Today, I received my new laptop in the mail and put it on the kitchen counter, where my family charges all our electronics. My mom then decided to make soup and spilt chicken broth all over my new laptop before I even got the chance to turn it on. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2018 08:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it seemed like a great day. Right up until the point to where I accidentally damaged a friend's MacBook Pro. Not only do I have to pay for it, but the only way I'll be able to afford it is by returning every single Christmas gift I get. FML

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By MYLIFESUX - 12/04/2009 06:50 - United States

Today, I was sitting using my laptop, while eating a bag of Starbursts. The bag slid off the bed, so I went to catch it and in the process my knee hit my laptop, which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my laptop to save 11 Starbursts from falling. FML

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By AyDiosMio42 - 08/09/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, I stepped on the MacBook Air I purchased 4 days ago. The screen snapped in two, and I didn't buy insurance because I promised myself I would be "extra careful." $3500 well spent. FML

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Castlehard 2

Saturday 26 December 2009 20:03

Uhm..... retarded xD

kerrygirl 13

Saturday 26 December 2009 20:04

i really doubt anyone could be that stupid.....

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summer99 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 23:25

wow..just wow. dont you have the common sense to do that over your bed or something?

TheComputerGuy96 16

Saturday 26 December 2009 23:27

What laptop was that? MacBook? MacBooks always try to be cool but they just break instead XD FYL

ishallbefree 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 23:38

Are you serious?

queenGG 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 23:49

YU IDIOT!!!! yu're soo stupid like even a child knows better than to do whats shown in advertisements. yu deserve it 110% :)

npk88 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 23:58

I see a Darwin Award in this OP's future for sure

Synchestra_fml 2

Sunday 27 December 2009 1:32

Haha, so true.

fegd 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 0:19

You're such a loser. Jesus.

trizdan 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 0:39

if the box showed a picture of a woman flying ontop of the laptop would you ride it off a bridge? YDI

ivals 3

Sunday 27 December 2009 6:36

hahahhahaha, funniest comment yet ;) OP: Your ******* retarded.

maggiewalters 17

Sunday 27 December 2009 15:46

WHAT?? ALLADIN CANT BE REAL??

newsgit 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:17

of course. That seems totally ******* awesome.

Triniddy 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 0:43

YDI.. big time :P

givemeacookie 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 0:45

totally ****** up!!!!!

jrockizzzl 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 1:06

who does dat lmfao..,

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