Wow. The was one severe run-on sentence.

Actually, since there are periods, those are fragments. Remember kids, "you booze, you loose!"

In soviet Russia, vodka drink you!

I don't know about Australia, but in Whitby you can't have alcohol within reach of the driver. So I kind of have to keep it in the back.

how the frick does a laptop break into 3 pieces when it falls less than half a metre from the car?

and i dont think the OP chose the vodka over the laptop, the vodka was just what she saw falling so she caught it and wasnt able to get the laptop

Actually, they edited it after I posted my comment. Thanks, though.

just lands on the right angle and your fucked :D

how does trying to catch his vodka make him an alcoholic? I would expect the vodka to fall out a lot sooner than the computer, since the bottle is likely round. i might not even expect the laptop to fall unless he stopped on a slope.

I accidentally liked this and now I want to shoot myself.

Of course, gotta have your priorities :P

3 pieces only?!?!?

Agreed.

Actually, she should call Absolut or Grey Goose and tell them about the commercial they need to make about her. She could be like the Jared of vodka.

I kinda assumed that the vodka was just the first thing to slide out, and that she just didn't have time to reach for the laptop. I'm sure she WOULD have rather the vodka break, but its just not the way it ended up!