By kareed3 - United States
  Today, I got a letter in the mail about my periodic health assessment for active duty Soldiers. I came back positive for two curable STD's that are extremely common on Fort Polk. I haven't had sex with anyone but my wife. FML
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  Blue_Coconuts  |  7

Yep. That's why I'm gonna start a website called ""

Any guy who's wife cheated on him during a deployment may submit his wife and get free membership!

So OP, send the pictures my way. Because I know you got em. I still got my ex from before she got knocked up during my deployment.

  ChelseaAnn08  |  0

Yup! I live in the town next to Ft. Riley! You go out to the bars and you see a bunch of war whores. I hate them. They give the rest of the GOOD military wives a bad name! I'm waiting for my soldier to come home, but you don't see me fucking every guy that walks.

  AndelleRae  |  9

See, what happened is while he was sleeping, the magical curable STD fairies came into his tent and sprinkled some magical VD dust all over his body. He woke up none the wiser, until the blood test came in.

Boy, what a shock it must have been, being visited by the STD fairies and not even knowing.

Sucks for his wife though. She's going to wind up with those fairy diseases.